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malekah@MarimaMary9 Sep 2024

They don’t make faces like mine anymore. Hope my daughter looks exclusively like me

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@adaenechiOct 24

SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry

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clara@clarafablesOct 23

wishing i was fluent in every language just to read their poetry and literature in its truest form without a translation pulling it apart.

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malekah@MarimaMaryOct 24

why would you put your wet umbrella on the seat?

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⋆ . ࿔ ˚ ollie@ridemycycloneOct 23

this is how i think the number 68 feels

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yecnalc@yecnalcOct 23

I lowkey know everything but no one asks

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🪷Ambiguous Brown Emotional Support Canadian 🪷@GammaReighOct 23

I was here first?

@stockbellaOct 22

If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?

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malekah@MarimaMaryOct 23

missing abi sm, might sell my left foot to get her back fr

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malak🪽@mvlqk25 Jun 2025

got called a psychopath for saying i want to marry an orphan so i don’t have to deal with in-laws

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Harumph ✌️@lasagneinmyshoeJun 16

Replying to @FishyJean @iluvtraumafr

I don't think this would have happened if we had picked Ravi - Denise's storyline would be trafficking Kojo or something

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malekah@MarimaMaryOct 23

90’s fine in 00’s Cavalli, you’re all welcome

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Jaas🍉@SeokjiniishOct 23

The worst part is that you can't even talk about your struggles to most of the neurotypicals because it sounds like fucking excuses😭

☭ 🖼️⭐️⭐️🔻 🚩@mussy03_Oct 21

ADHD is genuinely one of the worst fates someone can face id trade my kidney not to have it

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Sarahphina⭐️@SarahphinaSPOct 23

Idk why people think everything is an excuse instead of just a reason. "Sorry, I don't know why I said that, I'm tired." "Being tired isn't an excuse!" "Sorry for being late, I was stuck in traffic." "Traffic isn't an excuse!" I fear it is, though?? Am I too autistic for this?

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@destiny_ndlovuOct 22

There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.

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.@naledimashishiOct 22

“Bastard” “illegitimate child” all these horrible terms for the only person in the situation who did nothing wrong and had zero say over any of it

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erin chack@ErinChackOct 22

My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)

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Renrenrenrenren@Ren________IdkOct 20

Block by block, I will rebuild this app into a perfect world in my image

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Alexis Ohanian 🗽

@alexisohanianOct 22

21 years ago I named "Reddit" and everyone said it was a horrible name, but I insisted one day people would say "I read it on reddit" and used my CEO-privilege to overrule everyone + kept the name. Now the company twitter account (unbeknownst to them) is making the joke. Heh.

I'd tell you a joke, but you've probably already Reddit.

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a.@zoomermaxxOct 21

all roads lead back to me as a child thinking if i explained my side of the story perfectly i would finally be understood.

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@lovedropxOct 21

no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books

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malekah@MarimaMaryOct 22

Rewatching Charmed & Paige’s disdain for Cole is just sooo baby sister coded, I love it 😂

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