@MarieZeug
Joined October 2011
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Looking forward to the days when my house doesn’t smell of dirty diapers!
Most dangerous place in the brewery is between @MarieZeug and a camera.
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Marshall has always been famous for its classic hard water. We've taken this awesome and unique ingredient and crafted a clean and crisp hard seltzer, perfect for pairing with our house-made syrups. Here's to (almost) summer!
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Anyone else put their airpods in and have no clue where the music is coming from that is playing? #justme #cool
When I’m quiet I have the most to say. I just keep it to myself
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Someone once got 11628462826 chances. Ever since then you get 0-1 chances with me. You mess up once you’re out!
Be kind!
What a day- what a week! #oofta
When you’re son thinks you’re too pretty to fart on. 🥰 #boymom #chivalry
Someone come get these kids, or me, whichever is faster!
My daughter can do better push-ups than I can.
Today was a good day!
I just took a peace of glass out of my ass cheek, how’s your night going?
Two girls, one _______ #fillintheblank
The insomnia in this house is on another level!
My knee, my back.... my
All of my kids are asleep at 9:44pm. This is monumental. This shall not be the last time this year! #sweetdreams
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Dear Tiahna Marie, .......
Tonight my daughter is crying herself to sleep because of a pandemic. 😭
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