Airliner, Modelo, 4.6 cap, reign, #42 chipotle chicken, Go Hawks, #JetUp

Iowa City, IA
Joined September 2025
Tony Diaz. Back for another year. 100% Confirmed by The Big Kahuna and he ain’t lying. Per sources.
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Marcy “The Big Kahuna” Hawkeye retweeted
“Welcome to the 2030 Fortnite OG Liberty Biberty College Football Playoffs brought to you by Polymarket.” “Our new 76-team format is kicking off with a great matchup between 7-5 Army vs 8-4 North Texas!” “Pat McAfee and Jason Kelce have been shirtless all day 😆!” *Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey* “Our Flock Camera Banana Ball halftime performance will be none other than Shaboozey with a special guest… The Imagine Dragons!!!” #Expandto100 #DannyKanellSupremacy #CollegeFootbAllTeamsMakeIt
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Marcy “The Big Kahuna” Hawkeye retweeted
Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first-year #BV member. You just got finished readin’ some thread about Peter Millar’s superior collar construction and materials. You’re gonna be convinced of that ‘til next month when you discover H&B, then Arnie and cotton. And then you’re gonna be talkin’ about the logo rule and how no serious golfer would be caught dead wearing multiple logos to clubs he doesn’t belong. That’s gonna last until next year, when you’re gonna be in here regurgitating some thread about how microprint has no place on golf polos, and how a carry bag is the only acceptable way to transport 14 clubs. And next month you’re gonna be in here talkin’ about how FootJoy Premiers are the last true golf shoe and Traditions are for guys who don’t know any better. But the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you’re gonna start doin’ some thinkin’ on your own, and you’re gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One, nobody cares what logo is on your quarter-zip. And two, you spent four thousand dollars on a golf wardrobe to shoot the same fuckin’ 87.
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Marcy “The Big Kahuna” Hawkeye retweeted
bryan cranston’s post :(
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Burner basketball at 11 at fieldhouse see you guys there. Me @PaulBendsHer @ShmuelSliv3rbrg and @diddyfargus are about to run Ts
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Marcy “The Big Kahuna” Hawkeye retweeted
since everyone’s sharing their favourite will angus sketch, here’s mine
Will Angus, who appears in “Artificial” as Anthropic co-founder Dario Amodei, says Andrew Garfield “nailed” his performance as Sam Altman: “He has this vocal fry in between lines, kind of when he’s thinking, that he really nailed. The walk, the head movements. It was spooky.” variety.com/2026/film/news/a…
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Marcy “The Big Kahuna” Hawkeye retweeted
Hats off to the Washington band.
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Marcy “The Big Kahuna” Hawkeye retweeted
Big kahuna Big pussy Big Ron
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Look at this crew! #Big3?
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From a root beer enthusiast this is ass from a energy drink enthusiast this is ass
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Ah yes Saturday for the big game!!
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Burners under 227 followers tweeting
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What drink should I get to eat with my frozen pizza
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Marcy “The Big Kahuna” Hawkeye retweeted
What happens if we win out, huh?
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Marcy “The Big Kahuna” Hawkeye retweeted
We win this game 9/10 times. It just so happens that this Jeremiah smith guy goes off and has a legacy game
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