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I make art sometimes and still enjoy a moon pie from time to time | https://xitter.cf/t.co/LzWDjV4EfI

Joined July 2009
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In my new piece, I compare the number of shoe-sponsored skateboarders and shoe brands sponsoring skaters in 2026 with 2006. I also write about mag ads, CONS exit and more. walkerryan.substack.com/p/pr…
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sometimes being too stupid to quit is all it takes 🙂
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Don’t let the Taylor Lorenz discourse distract you. It’s literally distracting leftist from midterms and focusing on battle ground elections that matter
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Every time this lefty vs lefty (or whatever) discourse happens, it’s at the behest of shit that actually matters
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You people fall for the dumbest distractions
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Tell Me - Smilez & Southstar (2002) 🔥🔥 Produced by DJ Nasty & LVM
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Train hard. Study well. Eat and sleep plenty. 🕯️
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Sneaker twitters back? Anon accounts with parasocial beef with personalities in the culture, your time has come
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YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.
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This mannequin is dressed like Yami Marik, and I'm losing it 😂
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Look, is AI making our lives better? No. But is it making things less expensive? Unfortunately, the opposite. Now, is it making the internet a better place? More slop than ever, actually! But does it allow us to spend more time being creative? That's actually the thing it's best at stealing without shame. Though, surely it's making us smarter, right? You’ll never guess, but…
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R.I.P. Andy Williams
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Streetwear brand owners cosplaying as the homie will never sit right with me
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I’ve been away from twitter for a minute. I have nothing nice to say about Fugazi (the brand). I do have something critical to say. It’s one word. Derivative (derogatory)
CONTROVANSY: Vans killed the collab. Fugazi is selling it anyway... for $5. After the confusion that the collab was with the band, Fugazi, Vans canceled the release. Fugazi (the brand) kept it moving: $5 a pair, a nod to the band's legendary $5 shows.
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That's too bad for Fugazi the brand, but Vans shoulda known better. Fugazi the band has never sold merch and is anti-consumerist. Anyone into punk knows this. Vans knows this because they originated from the same scene. My guess is Vans lawyers saw that Fugazi the brand owns trademarks so it should all be fine and the execs who should know this lore didn't think it through.
This is crazy. Fugazi (the brand) announced on IG today that Vans pulled their collaboration due to the confusion/backlash it created with the punk band Fugazi. So now, the brand is raffling whatever pairs they had online and selling them for $5 in NYC and LA this weekend.
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I’m saddened to hear of the passing of Earth’s nemesis, Thanos. While we were often on opposing sides of humanity, for example I thought we shouldn’t arbitrarily eliminate half the population, I respected his commitment to fitness and great taste in jewelry.
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Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But , for now cheer up. From us.
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Celebrate 15 years of LUTHER STRODE! Justin Jordan, Tradd Moore, and Felipe Sobreiro's cult-favorite series returns this October with a special Anniversary Edition and an oversized Treasury Edition packed with bonus art. Don't miss these collectible releases! imgcmx.co/LS15YRS
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My favorite scene in the Backrooms movie was the one where we finally figure out where all the Trophy Room 1s went.
END OF AN ERA: Marcus Jordan announces Trophy Room will be closing after ten years in business. Trophy Room will be renamed into another online-exclusive brand 🏆
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