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As we get ready for the Holidaze season remember this.

This is your monthly reminder that women are better than men 👑

@ServeBlaze was nuked again. Appeal has been filed. 🤞🙏

Here's some advice for all of you betas who can't get a response from anyone but bots and scammers. A lazy introduction like "hey", "sup", "hello beautiful" will get you nothing but an ignore. Probably a block too. Step 1: If a Domme requires an initial tribute (some do, some don't), send it and follow Her instructions for identifying yourself. Step 2: Address Her by the proper honorific. For example, I am Goddess Astrada. Not Mistress, not Miss, babe, baby, whatever else yall come up with. It's literally in My name so if you can't even figure that out, chances are I'll think you're broke or a time waster. I definitely understand that English isn't everyone's first language, and some of you just get really nervous but from personal experience, it's mostly just laziness. Step 3: Keep it short. Introduce yourself and state what you're looking for. I'm definitely not reading or responding to any drawn out fantasies in a first message. It's rude and disrespectful. Also, dropping all of that on here can get Our accounts shut down and I'm not risking that. All of the subs that I interact with on a regular basis came to Me respectfully. "Hello Goddess. I am interested in serving you. How can I send?" or something along those lines will pretty much guarantee a response from Me. If anyone else has advice, feel free to drop it in the comments!

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Christian nationalists: “We need to take women’s right to vote away in America and they shouldn’t be in any positions of leadership.” Women in America: “Hold my coffee.”

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I’ve noticed something interesting about men who claim they want a dominant woman. Many are attracted to the idea of being controlled, but far fewer are comfortable when that control doesn’t serve their own desires. They want a strong woman, provided her strength comes with a personalised menu of their favourite fantasies. That’s not what interests me. I value a man who has his own ambitions, intelligence and character. Someone who understands responsibility, keeps his word and doesn’t need constant attention to remain devoted. Financial generosity is appreciated, but it doesn’t compensate for a lack of substance. I’m not looking for a man who simply enjoys the idea of me being in charge. I’m interested in the man who respects my authority even when there’s absolutely nothing in it for him. Because impressing me is one thing. Earning my respect is another. And money cannot buy the latter.