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Marcus Brais($8 checkmark)

@MarcusBrais

Former Miss America. Funniest guy I know. I curse, A LOT. Cover your ears kids, we're dropping F bombs over here. Opinions are those of the voices in my head.

 Calgary
Joined November 2011
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28 Days Later. Fantastic film. Great social commentary. Taught and tense from start to finish.
GR44 (@GRCinemaTicket) profile pictureGR44
@GRCinemaTicket21 Jan 2023
One Choice??????
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An absolute masterpiece.
C.K. Buchanan (@CKBwrites) profile pictureC.K. Buchanan@CKBwrites20 Jan 2023
Are you a fan of “Stand By Me” (1986)? 👍 or 👎
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It's finally happened. Jamie Sale has finally completely chewed off her top lip.... I bet it tasted like conspiracy theories and @TheoFleury14 's ass....
Eva Chipiuk, BSc, LLB, LLM (@echipiuk) profile pictureEva Chipiuk, BSc, LLB, LLM
@echipiuk19 Jan 2023
We are ready for this!!! @JamieSale @TheoFleury14 @josbourgault @Canadians4Truth
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IKE Packers Podcast
@IKE_Packers19 Jan 2023
Mason Crosby has not missed a football game since high-school 258 straight for the Green Bay Packers 50 straight for the Colorado Buffaloes
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Meanwhile, in Minnesota.... #skolol
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Lo and behold, it was NOT the @Vikings year. I am SHOCKED.... SuperBowl count remains stagnant at zero.
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Do these "Alpha Males" listen to themselves? It's downright parody now. Candy gender assignment? It's sooo Alpha to believe your cany has a penis & to only want penis candy to pass your lips!
Nick Adams (@NickAdamsinUSA) profile pictureNick Adams
@NickAdamsinUSA12 Jan 2023
I am DONE with M&M's! Not one M&M will pass my lips until Mars issues a formal apology and releases an all-male package of M&M's to demonstrate their commitment to gender equality. These female M&M's are a slap in the face to men everywhere. We MUST band together and boycott!
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Wu Tang is for the Children
@WUTangKids12 Jan 2023
Hyman’s Seafood in Charleston, SC for win…💯!
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@PaulyShore12 Jan 2023
27 years ago today on January 12th, 1996, Bio-Dome was released. Thank you guys for making it a fun cult classic. Viva los Bio-Dome, dooooodz!
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Dave Breakenridge@BreakenridgeYEG13 Jan 2023
Replying to @BeatlesEarth
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Shit. I must have overslept again. 2023 WAS THIRTY YEARS AGO??? AND Michael Hutchence was alive in 2023?? Life comes at you fast.
INXS (@INXS) profile pictureINXS@INXS12 Jan 2023
The band during the era of 'Full Moon, Dirty Hearts', released 30 years ago in 2023 🌹
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@OtGexclusive12 Jan 2023
Wu Tang C. R. E. A. M. 93 How old were you when this dropped❓❓
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If you don't love this, check your pulse.
Grace (@ggracesportakes) profile pictureGrace@ggracesportakes12 Jan 2023
he remembered all of Adams stats and gave such a professional interview. This kid is special!👏🏼
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Duane Shoots Toys@duaneshootstoys12 Jan 2023
Tony Montana Goes Duck Hunting... #Scarface #ToyPhotography #80s
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Davram@davramdavram11 Jan 2023
As the vaccine mandate for the military is lifted it’s good to educate yourself on covid, like this lady I talked to.
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Mom, hang up the phone. I'm trying to use the internet.
Oded Rechavi (@OdedRechavi) profile pictureOded Rechavi
@OdedRechavi4 Jan 2023
Tenure
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C of Dead@CofDead112 Jan 2023
Been busy 👀 what should we 💧🥇| rep THIS 🏙| cofdead.ca 💀 #yyc – at Calgary, Alberta
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Footballism
@FootbaIIism11 Jan 2023
Good running or poor tackling? 🤔
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In these moments, if the child gets bit, the dog gets blamed. Such a shame.
The Thankful Outdoorsman (@bushcamp2) profile pictureThe Thankful Outdoorsman@bushcamp212 Jan 2023
A disciplined dog & an undisciplined child; makes my blood boil. (from (@UltraDane)
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Scott Bateman MBE
@scottiebateman8 Jan 2023
“Immediate assistance required…please send Starsky and Hutch…” 😂😂😂
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