@Marcashew

24 || unc at large | hǎo jíle

 Florida, USA
Joined May 2016
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Always the dumbest str8 ppl who don't even understand heterosexuality trying to speak on gay relationships like let's try our hand at algebra before calculus, Phyllis
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If you don't understand desirous subject-object splitting present in less dimorphic relationships (ones which at the very least ruin conservative heterosexual relationships – Hi Lauren) maybe you're a virgin who fears a lack of self-possession
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And yeah yeah gays not beating the twincest allegations, but that's kind of the point. Relationships without clear gender expression dynamics are genuinely marginalized for what I would consider homophobic and Patriarchal reasons
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Evil, evil homosexuals "roasting" me for making oatmeal in a sauce pan. I'm sorry I have a gas stove and fat ass😔 6'6 btw
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As you will notice Marcus is no longer wearing SEXY ROBES. Now he's wearing sensible tunics. Why? the change?? Leading Wizards don't wear SEXY ROBES they wear "frumpy sacks".
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Guy friends from school are magically becoming bisexual now that we're graduated, you mean we coulda been queening out this whole time dickhead??
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I lived there we'd be dating lowkirklandbrandedenuinly
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Having a hot boss is so important
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DAMN okay Mimal, uh- Mimggsfal
YUNI WA@yuniwaofficialOct 15
If you smoke weed from the gas station you automatically get transported to a timeline where America looks like this.
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Broke (possibly gay) Hilbert: Imagine a hostel with infinite twinks
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If James Talarico doesn't win I'm writing a letter bc damn this white boy dont stfu
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what'd I get all these texts for and I don't even live in TX
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Point in my job where I get to meet the office glup shittos, hello Ron Spoink
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They're the same hard-boiled egg 5 weeks apart
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Oct 14
Marist poll | 10/8-10/11 LV US Senate Texas 2026 🟦James Talarico 47% 🟥Ken Paxton 45% (Previous poll with RV: Talarico +6) Link to poll: maristpoll.marist.edu/polls/…
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Here’s why:
Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 14
Every hurricane that hit the United States over 173 years. Virginia, Maryland and Delaware seem to have a magical hurricane force field.
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The perks of Push Day
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Excuse me what the actual fuck, MS Word has a built-in citation function and autogenerates bibliographies???
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Okay, so some people are using their 20s very differently
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Gin, hot, shaken. spit in it a little
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Chat, are you mad at me
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