“Have you seen what Horner said about Abu Dha-

No one in the world thought “I wonder what Kelly Piquet has to say about this?”

It’s a violation of my Human Rights to have my timeline bombarded with takes from Kelly Piquet and Christian Horner

Talking about some “Taxpayer” whilst living in Monaco

Terrified what you might use me for negl

Thought this was about me then I realised the #allegations against you

I don’t know about you but I sometimes get bored 😭😭😭

Imagine showing this to someone in 2021

Everyone is shocked 😭😭😭

How does one achieve that? I feel like you gotta have earphones in and never take them out 😭

How the hell are you 100 minutes ahead I am sure all I’ve done this week is listen to music 😭

That Friday Night thumping against Brentford was brutal. Ruined the weekend and we had a 3 week international break to sit on 😭

Life when you win the early kick off and you get to watch everyone else scrap it out

FT thoughts: -Josh Acheampong, absolutely elite -Hato, really stepped up -Caicedo, best in the league - Everton fans and their players, absolute scruffy fuckers -Paul Tierney, there’s no way you were loved as a child Bring on the scum next week

Please don’t ruin my weekend lads 🔵

No one at Jelsea has enough credit in the bank to have an avi yet

Mate I’m going out in a moment and my battery health has been destroyed I keep it on automatically now 😭

He’s still in the @ don’t worry that’s never going. I just get bored of my layout sometimes. If it softens the blow the guy in the pfp is a Verstappie

Why ☹️