I'm told I'd make a good house husband.

Ontario, Canada
Joined January 2015
It's not a moral failing, but chronic lateness is disrespectful. We are surrounded by clocks, alarms, scheduling tools. If you're a whole ass adult who can't figure out how to compensate for your own lateness, it's like saying other people's time is less valuable than your own.
sorry youโ€™ll never convince me that the โ€œlateness is a moral failingโ€ isnโ€™t rooted in colonization and capitalism, itโ€™s CONTROL!!! and I get we live in a society blah blah blah but if itโ€™s ur friends you know is always late tell them an earlier time or whatever but acting like itโ€™s a moral failing is so puritanical and silly sometimes you just got to accept people as they are
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Saying โ€œOKโ€ after she sends a paragraph
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This... i-isn't the way to the fridge... ๐ŸŽจ: @yaniswatching & @SolisAfterDark - GO FOLLOW FOR AMAZING ART PRETTY PINKY PROMISE PLEASE WITH BUNNIES ON TOP ๐Ÿฉท
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I JUST RELEASED A MYDEI SONG! โ™ฆ๏ธโ™ฆ๏ธโ™ฆ๏ธ A collaboration with the one and only Chira!! Not to toot my own horn or anything but this turned out so good in my humble opinion we cooked a lil dflaksjdf Full music video & credits in tweet below!! #hsr #mydeihsr #mydei #HonkaiStarRail
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๐Ÿ›กGreetings๐Ÿ›ก Do you like my stuff? Please consider checking the link in the comment below!
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NEW SONG out at 10pm EST TODAY!!! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ The Herta! :P In collaboration with HoYoFair I will be releasing a fully animated music video (by Owolet) with this song tonight! Please keep an eye out :D
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"Maple you're a chef, right? All your home-cooked meals must be glamorous!" Motherf***er I will eat beans from a can and call it luxury. You think I wanna do MORE work when I get home?
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I'm am avid consumer of romance media. I love romance stories immensely. So after years of forgetting to, I finally watched The Notebook. ...I thought it was supposed to be a romance. That hot garbage was just a tasteless glorification of infidelity.
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Big Announcement! Ko-Fi memberships are updated and active! I also now have a Discord server! You'll find my business info there, and if you become a supporter, you get access to my WIP works, high quality renders, events, specials and more! ko-fi.com/tronexalon
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Turned 30 today. Turns out that yes, your body immediately starts betraying you the moment the clock strikes midnight. Some f-ed up Cinderalla shit.
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The fact that The Onion - of ALL groups - were the ones to win the bid for what remains of Free Speech Systems brings puts a silly smile on my face.
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Zenless Zone Zero ramble: I'm 95% sure Yanagi can actually slow down time. There are many hints to this in her animations, weapon design, and drip marketing. This would make her the first playable agent with an actual superpower, not just "someone who can throw down like a boss".
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"Trunk or Treat" ruined Halloween. The sheer quantity of stories I'm hearing about how many neighborhoods had NO Trick or Treaters this year...my inner child is crying.
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Blingles traveled 16,000km to try Joyride, he was very impressed @RyanTrahan
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Just a handful of things coming up within the later half of FT S3... a tiny tidbit :] The amount of people, characters, NPCs, and staff that make this what this is blows my mind. You guys are all the very best. Thank you for this awesome story! #FracturedThrones
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I'm so annoyed at the current state of the Backrooms. What was created to be a liminal, isolationist hell has turned into a random assortment of monsters, floors, and weird puzzles. Give me back my existential cosmic horror, for the love of GOD.
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Tell me how I'm now the one my father goes to for advice on cooking and kitchen utensil purchases. This is weird.
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Watching so many of my friends start to feel confident in Roleplay, and acting in general - and then go on to help and teach new folks with earnest, honest intent, is the best feeling. I genuinely love the people I get to work with.
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If you flip a mirror upside-down, you get an upside-down reflection. Prove me wrong.
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My #GravityFalls Bill Cipher-inspired song is OUT NOW! ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ .. - .----. ... / -- -.-- / - ..- .-. -. Song by me ๐Ÿ’ƒ Visuals/edited by @way2caffeinated (can you crack any of the codes that we hid in the video? ๐Ÿ‘€) Magic portal to the full music video in tweet below! #BillCipher
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