@Mapimpi_

Just A child of the universe drawing my Footprints on the sands of time.

 In your girlfriend's house
Joined August 2011
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BuscoPoder@BuscoPoder_II
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Recently while learning the hauling operations it came to my knowledge moyale from mombasa is a longer distance compared to Mombasa - Uganda specifically jinja and I couldn't help but wonder how big kenya actually is.
H.O.P SME@Mapimpi_
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Kutoka Kapedo hadi Kibish (all within turkana county) is 585Kms. Nairobi to Mombasa is 484Kms. Its madness
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Lake turkana is almost 300km long,,same distance from Eldoret to Nairobi,so wild 🤔
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Kutoka Kapedo hadi Kibish (all within turkana county) is 585Kms. Nairobi to Mombasa is 484Kms. Its madness
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Stardust@DenizSliq
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Laisamis to Illeret Town through Marsabit town, Maikona, Kalacha then North Horr is approximately 550km all within Marsabit County.
H.O.P SME@Mapimpi_
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Kutoka Kapedo hadi Kibish (all within turkana county) is 585Kms. Nairobi to Mombasa is 484Kms. Its madness
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Pete W@wainainapete
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Consider Isiolo as the center of Kenya.. Isiolo to Moyale is about 501km, Isiolo to Mombasa is about 686km, Isiolo to Nadapal is about 891km .... distances in the North of Kenya is crazy....
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DNA test is expensive. Insult baby mama's friends and you will get the honest news.
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Certified Roadman@SteeNyamu
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When we did that trip, we got to refuel in Kitale. I checked Google maps and it said Lodwar was 7 hours away. A number of us restarted our phones coz we couldn't believe it. The North is expansive!!
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Kutoka Kapedo hadi Kibish (all within turkana county) is 585Kms. Nairobi to Mombasa is 484Kms. Its madness
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Paul Mwago 🇰🇪@P_Mwago
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I think most people don't realise how the North is massive. I heard there is a ward that's bigger than Nairobi county!
H.O.P SME@Mapimpi_
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Kutoka Kapedo hadi Kibish (all within turkana county) is 585Kms. Nairobi to Mombasa is 484Kms. Its madness
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🇰🇪@6_size
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Guys, i reported an incidence pale kplc jana na leo wamenipigia kuuliza kama nilisaidika? Is earth healing? Am I in an alternative universe? What's happening?
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1.9 million Kenyans have stopped saving with SACCOs. Their accounts are now dormant. That figure is from SASRA. Everyone will blame the cost of living and the new salary levies. I, however, will not stop there. Some SACCOs made saving painful:
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ALEX
@_alexnzoli
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Huyo jamaa wa kwanza simjui but najua anakaa tu mwongo
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Halafu from Loiyangalani to Moyale, all within Marsabit county, is 477Kms. I wouldnt want to go back to marsabit any time soon though, hio ni mateso.
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Kutoka Kapedo hadi Kibish (all within turkana county) is 585Kms. Nairobi to Mombasa is 484Kms. Its madness
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Kutoka Kapedo hadi Kibish (all within turkana county) is 585Kms. Nairobi to Mombasa is 484Kms. Its madness
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ً@iRealOG
Sep 28
Stabex hata wakipeana free na ikue 150 RON sitaki
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🇰🇪@BlacKosgei
Sep 28
Sometime back hapo 2017 Bois Moi alipata accident akikuja graduation. His father wore the gown. I think that was the most heartbreaking scene nishai ona
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@tbagcity
Sep 27
Lost my friend 23HRs after he graduated with a Law degree💔💔😭🕊🕊RIP BRO
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Denis maosa
@DenisMaosa
Sep 28
I had to prepare myself once she got a job, and she eventually left. Alianza kudemand freedom and her own house, but I was already prepared for that, haha
Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪@cohen_baron2
Sep 27
Bibi amepata corporate job town and all l have to do is to get ready for her exit because probably she will
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JOloo JAMES
@oloojl
Sep 28
Mortgage payment = Ksh 98,000 per month. Gated community service charge =Ksh 12,000 per month. Car loan from NCBA = Ksh 38,000 per month. This one is a choice. People have money out here.
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As a remote worker, i’d say No. If you exploit remote working fully, with DISCIPLINE its the best mate.
Adeola
@iamcomputer__
Sep 28
Hybrid is the best kind of work routine. Two days on and three days off every week is best. Fully remote work is terrible.
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Njuguna@coolkid__8
Sep 28
Delmonte ceded land to two counties. Murang'a is building an industrial park on its 1,300 acres, with six firms already on site. Kiambu, on the other hand, is the classic example of a mafia county, still fighting over the land.
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Inategemea na expectations and where you are at that point. Ukiwa na main hustle unatafta side hustle, rejection mail hai’stain the white. Ukiwa jobless and having expectations, those email sting like a mf
Ting@3vansO_
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regret emails sting. it doesn't matter if you've amassed over a thousand, or if you've been in this game for years. every new one hurts like a fresh pang.
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Laban Mbunya@LabanMbunya
Sep 27
You as a parent...what would you do?
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