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When you wake up and you think you have like 3 more hours left to sleep but really you have 24 minutes.
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Please prey for me my girlfriend is requiring me to buss 6 nuts tonight!
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I love how in Belly, the news interrupts regularly scheduled programming to announce that someone invented slightly better heroin
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what's funny about the Netflix CEO saying "Barbie and Oppenheimer would have been just as big if they were made for Netflix" is that he didn't make them and never would have made them! Look at The Grey Man and Red Notice, that's more their speed
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Last Of Us Director Says AI Will 'Push The Boundaries Of Storytelling In Games' dlvr.it/T7J2JG
I love shitting in Tesla, I’m all in. But some of these videos of the Cyber Truck failing to move up a 5° hill can’t be real. It can’t be that bad.
Yesterday I was practicing “Midnight Moonlight by The Firm, and I was laughing that in the 80s, if someone recorded a song in a dumbass weird tuning the only way to figure it out was to buy a magazine or maybe see a video and watch it close enough.
In history books righteous violent retribution against the masters seems extreme flattened in time as it is, on paper. In truth when the people fight back, their terror is tame, almost childlike, considering they are responding to millennia of insults to their very humanity.





























