Above all, a HUMAN BEING. Daughter. Sister. Full time mother of an 80% angel, 20% terrorist. Personal Finance Enthusiast.
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I finally got back my neighbours for their two-facedness. They always smiling in my face but find something to complain about to manager about me. So today, their friends parked in my spot… and yes, I got them clamped. I feel vindicated.
Y’all should really start these stories with “Once upon a time…”
A friend of mine has been having problems with getting a man, a child, a job or hustle. According to her sangoma (traditional healer) my friend has a spiritual husband that is so jealous of her and hates sharing. My friend tried everything to get rid of the spiritual husband but it just wouldn't go away.
Her sangoma has been giving her different herbs to use day in and day out every week, every month but the spiritual husband wouldn't go away. According to her, every time after the spiritual husband got off her she'd feel a very sharp pain on her womb and she'd also feel pain when she tries to pee. She had also started having this horrible smell from her private part.
So one day as she was on her way to the mall she bumped into this old dirty woman and she told her that she needs to seek help from a different traditional healer because the problem she's trying to get rid of is actually the problem which she's seeking help from.
But my friend couldn't stop thinking about it so she went to a different sangoma. She was told that the spiritual husband that has been troubling her for years is actually her current traditional healer. Moreover, the tokoloshi was even planting eggs on her womb. She was then given muthi to get rid of it but before that she was taken to the stream to get cleansed. Haibo the muthi looked and smelled weird. It was said that it's actually monkey blood and hyena's saliva. But because she was desperate she took it and used it.
Guess what, the problem got worse. Her new traditional healer stole her ancestors and used them against her and also gave her even worse bad luck. All she ever wanted was to get rid of the spiritual husband and live a better life.
My TikTok fyp being full of the perfect match contestants just cements the idea that we’re in the matrix
I’ve really been bekezelaring with the iud I’ve got in. Every two weeks I get these pseudo period pains. Time to get it out
Don’t the AirTags need to be charged regularly? Doesn’t this defeat the point having a dead battery on your head xitter.cf/joshybesloshy/status/1…
