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Captain.Obvious

@ManablazeMick

That Cape Town stunt guy (and his camera)

 Earth, the prison planet
Joined April 2013
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Dear Cyril, I do not consent to the economic rape that we as South African taxpayers are being subjected to by your government. R700 million for a circle jerk to chat about 30 years of your party’s failed governance?Just do the job we pay you for, or resign. Thanks Gatvol
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Wakanda fuckup is this!?!
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@Polymarket8h
JUST IN: Johannesburg, South Africa, is reportedly on the brink of a "total collapse" of its water system as worsening shortages leave residents without running water for weeks.
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Did a stint filming in Lagos before being unceremoniously interrupted by convid. Good times. Shout if you ever need a fixer that side.
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South African politicians: VOTE FOR CHANGE! South Africans next week: (voting for change) South African government: No change, take Chappies!
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Dear Cyril, Stop talking kak. Thanks boet
SABC News (@SABCNews) profile pictureSABC News
@SABCNewsOct 28
WATCH | President Cyril Ramaphosa says attacks on businesses will not be tolerated. He says concerns over illegal immigration must not be used as a pretext for criminality or to pit communities against one another. He adds that investment cannot thrive where there's lawlessness.
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Full of shit? ANC has the solution! Muti for the masses! And they’ll even deliver.
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South Africa’s RTIA to extort motorists for asking questions. Guess I’ll start invoicing them each time it takes more than a single visit to update my license disc, each time I report a pothole, non-carworthy roads, reckless drivers… How about GFY? mybroadband.co.za/news/motor…
South African roads agency will charge motorists R60 for a simple query that costs almost nothing

South African roads agency will charge motorists R60 for a simple query that costs almost nothing

The RTIA plans to charge a R60 fee for a database query that costs it virtually nothing.

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AndyG (@Who_flungdung) profile pictureAndyG@Who_flungdungOct 29
But according to the Mayor and his cronies there is no water crisis ....
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Honorable mention for @nagcoza We’ve all come a long way, building rigs for friends (and money), with parts from Frontosa, Take Two, Rectron, to squeeze an extra frame from Crysis, getting our games from BT, then weekend CS lanning marathons. Good times mybroadband.co.za/news/gamin…
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100% 🎯🎯🎯
Brett Ben Raphael (@Brettbenraphael) profile pictureBrett Ben Raphael
@BrettbenraphaelOct 29
Akilesh Gupta... In the dock for murder... No valid drivers license, contravened immigration laws... Who the ppl that housed, fed and gave car keys to this illegal MF that ended in him killing a police officer in a rage simply because she gestured to him to slow down at a pedestrian crossing... They also fully complicit and need the book thrown at them as well...
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Joburg mayor: fuck you Joe, I’m ok.
News24 🇿🇦 (@News24) profile pictureNews24 🇿🇦
@News24Oct 28
Joburg mayor says it is not a crisis – Robertsham has not had water in a week brnw.ch/21x6Jky
Joburg mayor says it is not a crisis – Robertsham has not had water in a week | News24

Joburg mayor says it is not a crisis – Robertsham has not had water in a week | News24

Residents of Robertsham will be out in full force on Wednesday night to protest six days without a drop of water in their taps.

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Creecy: I plan to give taxpayers’ money to taxi operators who underreport their income, don’t pay their operators’ PAYE or any tax at all so they can transition to EV and in doing so stop paying levies on fuel too. topauto.co.za/news/167396/pl…
Plans to use taxpayer money to give taxi industry better vehicles in South Africa

Plans to use taxpayer money to give taxi industry better vehicles in South Africa

Transport Minister Barbara Creecy revealed that her department was considering using a grant to provide the taxi industry with electric vehicles.

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There’s already one, it’s called Only Fans. And, it’s not limited to billionaires either.
Tanya (@taniawithay) profile pictureTanya
@taniawithayOct 28
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If you dissolve your enemies in acid, would that have turned your problems into a solution?
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Dear spammer calling from +27310137xxx “on behalf of” @Cartrack I’ve never given Cartrack my details, so I sure as shit ain’t confirming any info with you “for security before we proceed” with a spam or sales call. Durban, if you can’t get through, I’ve blocked all 031 numbers.
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And in other news, water is still wet.
MyBroadband (@mybroadband) profile pictureMyBroadband
@mybroadbandOct 28
Gauteng had already spent R118.8 million on its e-Panic Button programme but has only distributed 2,000 devices, which cost R908.50 each. mybroadband.co.za/news/gover…
South Africa’s richest province spent R119 million on an e-panic button programme that only...

South Africa’s richest province spent R119 million on an e-panic button programme that only...

Gauteng had already spent R118.8 million on its e-Panic Button programme but has only distributed 2,000 devices, which cost R908.50 each.

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Well yeah, being outed for charging 20 hours labour for a 45 minute job will do that.
leilani dowding 🌸🚜 ☮️ (@LeilaniDowding) profile pictureleilani dowding 🌸🚜 ☮️
@LeilaniDowdingOct 27
The UK is done 6 brand new vans. Full front ends stolen Inc engine, gearbox, Ecu's and bsi. Cctv clocked them 45min job in and out at Leeds Citroen dealership
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Sorry to hear that. They’ll warm up again when summer comes around.
urtekassen (@URTEKASSEN) profile pictureurtekassen@URTEKASSENOct 26
Replying to @Ant_I_R_Legend @BrockRiddickIFB @DisprinXtra @MrDeedz @Buoyand_man @ManablazeMick @bynaturenawty @RemcoDutchMan @BarneySimon
I see balls- Theyre everywhere.
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🤣🤣🤣
Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) profile pictureOut of Context Human Race
@NoContextHumansOct 26
Twitter will never be defeated.
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This one time I had an office in the Philippines 🤿☀️🏝️
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Elon Musk offered to pay for high-speed Internet for 2.4 million South African school students. But SA government says children must wait, cadres must eat first. Children and their education are not a priority. Know your government. mybroadband.co.za/news/broad…
Elon Musk offered to pay for high-speed Internet for 2.4 million South African school students

Elon Musk offered to pay for high-speed Internet for 2.4 million South African school students

The U.S. Ambassador to South Africa, L. Brent Bozell III, said Elon Musk told the government to “Go pound sand” when it insisted on 30% BEE ownership rather than accept Starlink’s offer to provide...

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