Man utd streams.

Shea Lacey you have rocked my world.

Carrick totally and utterly let down by his players today make no mistake about it. Missed chances and then braindead decision of Martinez getting sent off. Fuck the lot of em.

Martinez is a fucking twonk. Doing shite like that is unforgivable in the position we are in. Call out whoever you want but make sure you perform yourself.

Why when we go a goal down do we look absolutely miles off any sort of comeback? This squad is shot to bits.

This Maguire and Martinez partnership is proper rank.

Genuine question - will we keep a clean sheet in the premier league this season?

Any chance of our lads sticking it in the net? And you just know we are gonna concede at some point.

Make no mistake about it, the only reason they’re keeping Carrick is due to financial reasons. Fuck the lot of them. Happy to spend £63.5 million for land for this shiny new stadium a month or so ago though 😁

Where do you go from here when you make quotes like this and then watch that shite?

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Hilarious that this midfield 3 is the midfield rebuild which the way INEOS design their windows we won’t look at again for 3 years. Brilliant!!!

This is dark. Theres no chance Carrick survives this. He must go. It’s at the point it’s painful, the poor bloke is stood on the sideline and doesn’t have a clue how to change things. Wilcox & Berrada can get fucked aswell. Constantly pedalling their ‘best in class’ rhetoric.

An absolute lesson indeed 😂

I’d say this is the worst United performance I’ve seen, then I remember Brentford, Grimsby, 7-0 to Liverpool, MK Dons… I’m sure I’ve missed some. We are shit.

This is already really messy (but not surprising) but could easily end up 5 or 6. The players look totally done out there. Fabregas clearly a phenomenal coach and has massively out thought Carrick & Co. Damning,

I mean, if we don’t win against Bournemouth, we then have Chelsea, Roma, Liverpool, Villa & Sporting away and could face a real likelihood of zero wins in 13 games. This is genuine relegation form from Utd. Carrick has been badly let down, but the performances are insanely bad.

45 mins of disaster. Totally played off the park - a rough watch, again. Watching Manchester United at the moment is just not enjoyable.

Oh my good God we are shit.

No one should be surprised by a tonking here.