she/they... Sex Educator and Whisperer of the Youths. Hella Queer. Mom. Sober. Witch. ♍♌♊ #BlackLivesMatter #MeToo #VBAC

California
Joined April 2009
I will need to find a side hustle to make ends meet soon. If you wanna help a heaux out 💰 venmo.com/kenna-cook
Deviled eggs are the only food that matter today. Fight me 🥚
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Thanksgiving? Oh honey Thanks LIVING
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we are LIVING for the drama!!! in an iconic new episode of I LIKE TO WATCH, @trixiemattel & @katya_zamo react to LOVE IS BLIND S3. Now on YouTube 💍
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thiccy longbottoms retweeted
Nicole learned how to walk into the room purse first from Bob The Drag Queen 👛✨👑 Catch Bob the Drag Queen in a new episode of #CraigoftheCreek tomorrow at 4p on #CartoonNetwork and next day on @HBOMax! #Premiere #DontSleepontheCreek #BobTheDragQueen #RuPaulsDragRace
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Happy holigays from Santa and his husband, Santa 🎄
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BREAKING: Democrat Wes Moore has made history in Maryland as the state’s first Black governor, according to an AP race call. He is only the third Black governor elected in the country. #Election2022 n.pr/3NRorgP
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How am I supposed to stay awake for another 3 hours when it feels like midnight now??
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Melissa Nuñez is the 34th LGBTQ individual killed in Honduras this year. #LGBTQ lgbtq.to/3t1i40u
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I am a depressed koala cuz I can sleep 23 hours a day
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Presenting to our Board of Directors and hoping my kids stay out of the house so I don't have a full blown panic attack. If there is one thing I cannot do it's work and parent at the same time
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I've unlocked a repressed childhood skill tonight that I know how to bowl
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Also bowling leagues are wild and my entire frame of reference is Big Lebowski
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Many of these people could have fought in Nam
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