
ONCE AGAIN Manager of North Forest Creek Mall. Idiot according to customers. Jerk according to tenants. Decent Guy according to 60% of his staff. #MallPowerful
Forest Creek, USA
Joined February 2010
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Is the world ready for such an event?! xitter.cf/dukelong/status/864163…
Is it possible to have @MallManager and @dukelong together @ICSC #RECON at the same time? Yes and no!
Coming out of my reclusive cave to wish @MrsSarahMalcolm a happy bday. I might even shave this long beard...
Sorry @openboxsoftware, it's been done... xitter.cf/barbireuter/status/838…
Perhaps @MallManager can shed some light... xitter.cf/openboxsoftware/status…
NO TIME TO BREATHE!!! HOLIDAY SEASON IS UPON US!!! xitter.cf/groveayers/status/8012…
YES! I NEED ALL OF THEM!!! xitter.cf/groveayers/status/8012…
Wait, Black Friday is *this* Friday?!CRAP!!!!!! xitter.cf/groveayers/status/8012…
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@MallManager
How's the prep coming for the big weekend? We're waiting for Santa to arrive at @SilverLakeMall ...
NFC helped set the curve...in a negative way. xitter.cf/mjking/status/78388634…
HR said @Cinnabon is solely responsible for my health insurance premium increase last year. xitter.cf/michael_mba/status/779…
Good news: We're making an NFC Mall app
Bad news: It's same group that did @ESPNFantasy app
@ least OUR customers are used to disappointment
At #11, Mall Manager. xitter.cf/mental_floss/status/77…
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Some of my tenants would be thrilled to see me on a milk carton (but I appreciate @BarbiReuter not neglecting me!) xitter.cf/barbireuter/status/773…
Count us among them, @Michael_MBA! surely you were the first. And never to neglect @MallManager.... xitter.cf/michael_mba/status/773…
Fire marshal shut down tenant for not having fire extinguisher. Apparently cup of water labeled "Don't drink! For a fire!" won't cut it.
Now being followed by @potholemergency. Joke's on them. The NFC Mall parking lot is one big pothole.
.@Shop_GVC knows what I'm talking about xitter.cf/mallmanager/status/769…
#MallMaxim Cart tenants who claim to understand & abide by "no hawking" policies are lying.
#MallMaxim Cart tenants who claim to understand & abide by "no hawking" policies are lying.
#MallMaxim Main line sewer backups wait to occur until 5 minutes after your last maintenance guy's shift ends.
#MallMaxim Tenants whose rent checks bounce are always "shocked!" & it must be "some bank mistake."
#MallMaxim Escalators will stop working 5 minutes before your VIP Corporate visit.









