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Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
a lot of you on here really need therapy & I don’t mean that as an insult. I mean it as an observation based on your interactions with complete strangers. you’re not well & extremely unhealed
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
Whether you buying a house or land, make sure the option you choose makes sense for you. Don't become house poor. Some people need to stay with their parents and save, some of you need to rent and some of you need to go sort out your family land and get a build-on-own-land loan.
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
At the end of the day....
Woman fi stop raffle belly
Man fi mine dem yute
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
To know that one person is responsible for these prices is very upsetting to think about
Motorists will pay more for gas on Thursday. The state-owned oil refinery, Petrojam, says E-10 87 is to move up by $3.06 to sell for $212.68 per litre and a litre of E-10 90 will go up by $3.06 to sell for $220.38.
Read more: jamaica-gleaner.com/article/… #GLNRToday
them still a focus pon the labeling instead of the fact say people inna the top 10% a gwaan like them a the majority. 😭 like no nigga, you bruck because of mortgage, car note, and a 80k price mart bill, while steve bruck cause the boss nuh call him in fi nuh work 3 weeks now
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Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
The day we get Trains that run between KSA, Portmore and Spanish Town will be the day we see productivity skyrocket in Jamaica.
There is no reasonable way you can expect top level productivity with people having to survive this
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
Mom asked me if I “think AI could kill us?” Told her they made a movie abt it called “Avengers: Age of Ultron”. She proceeds to say “that would lead to our doomsday”
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
Maybe with the older generation of women. But from what I've seen, a lot of broken people these days(men and women). You put in 100%, lucky to get back 20.
This is the" Broke men don't deserve no 🐱" generation, the what's "mine is mine and what's his is mine" generation and the "men are trash, embrassment and useless" generation of single women.
This is the "mukkas, back road and tricking" generation of single men. The chronically online, car addicted, commonly overweight yet gym focused, and hypersocially fraternal aka entourage driven, generation of men.
Combined, it's a sign of the worst heavy drinking, smoking, partying, sexually deviant, unproductive, ADHD addled, selfish and narcissistic social media obsessed generation. So much so, that we can't agree that both men and women are to be blamed for the ruinous state of dating today.
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
One of my biggest fears is driving peacefully with my family and meeting in an accident because of someone driving carelessly.
On some of these roads mi all affi a jump off the road fi save unnu life sometime. Kmt.
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
Failing to say a simple ‘thank you’ to anyone who has provided you with a common courtesy (albeit unsolicited) is kind of a trivial hill to die on. What ppl don’t understand is these are the little stitches that keep the fabric of society together even if we don’t recognize it.
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
Replying to @danajae9
How to sell to the negro was released in 1954 and nothing has changed the same strategy is in effect to this day.
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
Is anyone else amazed by how much of a global presence Jamaica has, considering the island has only about 2.8 million residents and roughly 4.4 million Jamaicans worldwide?
Jamaica might be the ultimate example of a country that punches far above its weight. With a population of only about 2.8 million, the island has given the world reggae, ska, rocksteady, dub, and dancehall, while its sound-system culture helped shape hip-hop, jungle, drum and bass, and other electronic genres.
Jamaican food, Patois, Rastafari culture, and the island’s distinctive visual identity have also become recognizable far beyond the Caribbean. Sports have added another layer, with Jamaica emerging as a global sprinting powerhouse and producing legends like Usain Bolt despite its small population.
The Jamaican diaspora in Britain, Canada, and the United States has helped carry the culture even further. Combined with Jamaica’s ties to the English-speaking world, its music and cultural influence have been remarkably easy to share and export around the globe.
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
they’ll never make me act like this isn’t one of the greatest players we’ve ever seen
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
My car insurer tried to increase my premium for this upcoming cycle.
So I went & got a valuation & showed proof that I have a dashcam (10% discount)
I ended up getting a 27.6% reduction & now it's below $50k. I don't care if fees & risk for insurers are up, I ain't paying more.
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
The Odyssey was peak, Argentina lost, and Mbappe snatched the Golden Boot
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
Spain are #FIFAWorldCup Champions. 🏆
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
So who gave Argentina the script of being up against the wall until the very end, only to come out on top.
It's been that way for their last 3 matches.
It's getting old, we need a new twist.
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
I'm just thinking it would be ironic if England wins this World Cup being hosted by America on it's 250th birthday
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
DUNE putting out a full trilogy in 5 years is absolutely insane for modern franchise filmmaking like when is the next time we will get a series with this level of quality in such a short timespan


























