@Malidkman
Joined January 2025
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its so funny how everyone gets blamed for not adopting or raising naruto except jiraya who was literally named his godfather even before he was born but spent 12 years doing fuckall and peeping on bathing women instead of checking on naruto properly
EastMade ✨
@EMK_FreesmokeOct 16
"Kakashi should've adopted Naruto." KAKASHI WAS A CHILD TOO😭
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Someone finally said what we’re all thinking
indigo / a heart shaped stain@yeahtellemOct 18
Replying to @spoontism_
@spoontism_
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I was a teacher before law school. I couldn’t convince teenagers to wear deodorant. The idea that teachers are convincing kids that they should get sex changes is utterly ludicrous.
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chase@aechssOct 17
youll really hop on twitter and realize this is all that some niggas have
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im trans and started making a ps1-inspired game last week
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These mf do NOT play about mlp.
Clayre Brutality@bootslavedOct 16
You have to either be a literal child or just mentally stunted to watch and enjoy South Park
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the enzymes in my body:
Agonent🧡👑@Ag0nentOct 17
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Meaw@SikefcuOct 17
peeing after esex so i don’t get hdmi
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Riq@bossmanriqOct 17
This girl ask for a dick pic everyday like damn baby this the same dick from yesterday
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falei algo empolgado / mandaram eu me fuder
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We, the general public, should not have known that Robert Downey Jr was Dr. Doom until December 18, 2026.
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Lulu@muixyuiOct 17
They’re saying Obama is a pan African now😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Barack fucking let’s bomb the shit out of Libya and Somalia Obama 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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(trying to describe spiderman quickly) He shoots Ropes
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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Liste@endlisteOct 18
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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"hunter schafer" "vampire movie"
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 18
Hunter Schafer reveals she filmed a vampire movie for A24 earlier this year. “It might be my favorite thing I’ve ever filmed.”
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cooper@twinkdidionOct 17
im gonna believe this is about Cameron Winter
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Radfems when they see a black man:
drac@dracthegoblinOct 17
The radfems *are* in fact going after Emmett Till like people were saying/joking about them doing like a few months ago so theres that
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it comes to a point
Liam Nissan™
@theliamnissanOct 17
The man standing next to Donald Trump is Mike Caruso, currently on trial for urinating in his 3 year old grandson's mouth.
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older sister with an environmental science degree just announced she’s considering taking a job as the project director for an upcoming data center
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