@Malecopywriter

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Hey, @JetBlue. If a flight has MULTIPLE mechanical failures and passengers are moved to another flight because the original can’t depart, why is that treated as a voluntary rebooking with no compensation?
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Soooooo... I guess I'll just sit here and hum hold music to myself? @JetBlue
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"Please hold. Your call IS important to us." @JetBlue
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This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.
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Is it supposed to look like this?
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Imagine loving “Joker 2” this much.
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Starting to look at this site the same way I look at my leather pants from 2001. I think I might be out.
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There isn't gonna be an ounce of horse shit left in Philly after this game. #SuperBowl
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I'm getting a strong "Red Sox managed by Bobby Valentine" vibe out of America right now.
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DRY JANUARY UPDATE: I'm currently sleeping like Michael Jackson on two bags of propofol.
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“Going To Bed Drunk” — Self Portrait
Edward Hopper@artisthopper13 Jan 2025
Nude Crawling into Bed - 1903 #artbots #hopper
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Hang in there LA! We’re all pulling for you.
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A giant bald eagle just landed in a tree in my backyard. It was getting chased by a bunch of crows. I’m like, come on, man. Have a little self respect.
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Not now, nerd! Read the room! nytimes.com/2025/01/03/healt…

Surgeon General Calls for Cancer Warnings on Alcohol (Published 2025)

Dr. Vivek Murthy’s report cites studies linking alcoholic beverages to at least seven malignancies, including breast cancer. But to add warning labels, Congress would have to act.

nytimes.com
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One day of Dry January down! Celebrating with a couple Bloody Marys.
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Happy New Years, ding dongs!
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2025 is going to be awful! Happy New year!!!!
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Christ, is it midnight yet?
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I once met Jimmy Carter at a book signing in 1995. All I can say is he had the most hypnotically blue eyes I’ve ever seen. I had a whole plan to say something cool when I got my chance then he looked at me with these lasers. I’m 100% convinced that’s how he became president.
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