RE investor š« On the hunt to acquire shopping centers throughout Florida āļø 15+ years in Retail Real Estate
Miami Beach, FL
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If this is outdated, then whatās todayās equivalent?
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I donāt get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. Iām not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you donāt do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You donāt need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joeās. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you donāt know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJās and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isnāt there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you canāt imagine not being around all the time. Thatās when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
Anyone else have a loan rate resetting this month?
Well today the 10-year briefly hit 5.34% this morning, its highest level since 2002.
Sigh š®āšØ
I recently watched the show I survived a serial killer, and now Iām meeting someone from Craigslist who wants my free office furniture. Wish me luck š³
I need to stop with these shows.
Anyone else go into a little summer-is-over depression? Like, youāve just had the most incredible summer everā¦ and suddenly itās over and youāre back to normal, everyday routine life. š©
My daughter and I fly a lot, but I canāt earn her miles.
So I opened an AAdvantage account for her. Since sheās under 21, her miles donāt expire. I would guess itās the same for most airlines.
At this rate, she could have hundreds of thousands of miles by the time sheās 21.
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San Francisco is the best city in the USA if you want to be part of the greatest inventions of our time right now.
Miami is the best city in the USA if youāre already done thinking, or have made your millions, and just want to fugg around, have fun, and save taxes. (Or if you can work from home)
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Was on a conference call today with a landscaping company to go over a bid.
Halfway through the call, the guy starts talking negative about the other company who bid job.
Immediately he lost credibility.
What happened in the Bitcoin world this past week? Over 600 bitcoins stolen from offline wallets. How?! Crazy.
I actually like the jet lag coming back from Europe. Going to bed at 7 PM and waking up at 4 AM. If only I could stay in this routine.
I spent many years doing retail leasing for large institutionsā¦ before AI.
Many of the leasing strategies we relied on then are obsolete.
Today AI can generate prospect lists in minutes, find decision makers and contact information, build spreadsheets, summarize reviews from many sources, and create marketing flyers.
Tasks that used to take days or weeks now take minutes.
One thing thatās irreplaceable, building relationships. Itās reducing the busy work so you can spend more time building relationships.
It makes me wonder how much things will change 10 years from now?
A friend of mine has a new boyfriend. Theyāve been together about six months. Things have been going great.
Untilā¦
He sent her one of his ChatGPT prompts, thinking he was sharing just that one prompt.
Nope.
He accidentally shared his ENTIRE ChatGPT conversation history about herā¦ going all the way back to when they first met.
Six months of thoughts. Doubts. Complaints. Analysis. Things she said. Things he needed AI to help him process.
ALL. OF. IT.
It was bad. Real bad.
The influencers that post picture perfect traveling throughout Italy (myself included)ā¦. no, itās a total shit show getting around.
Trains are overflowing, roads are narrow and not for amateurs, and getting to your hotel or airbnb, probably requires plenty of steps or dragging luggage on cobblestones.
But once youāre there, it is all worth the journey.