Maki

I AM SMARTER THAN EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM (Nico is the only other person in the room)

Eminemaki

im bout to lay the FUCK into a sick beat

You can't frick the piano

Look, it's time to practice!

POTUS yo obama-san how do i get to be as hardcore a memer as you

i am the maKEY to victory

Super Makio Maker

Honestly Nico is the biggest gay I've ever met.

Woah! Hey guys, welcome to BiBi Games.

Rin and Hanayo said that they didnt think I was very humble about my money and I felt so guilty that I went home to take a relaxing bath in 100000 yen bills

ye i might live in a mansion but u shoulda seen this place when i got here it was full of ghosts i needed the help of this dude called luigi

HOW does no one else realize that nozomi and eli are homosexuals

I want nico to run

"hey maki what do you want to eat?" (the souls of the innocent) "...a bagel" (NOOOOOO) "...Two bagels!"

Nico... It was nice to meet you... Goodbye [destroys the nii option]

tomato thats it

hello everyone my name is MAKIPLIER and,

honestly sometimes i get jealous of nico, i wonder what its like when your girlfriend isnt flat as a week old soda

constellation maki more like... consolation prize maki... u tried...