Inspector LayWood

My twitter is in the gutter, all I’m seeing is adam22 terrorising

i think palace fans starting to like this fam and blud ball #CPFC

I been saying Ayew is a great player even during the period when every Palace fan hated him #CPFC

I’m pissed they sacked viera, I feel like he was cooking let’s see what bs happens next.

Jake paul needs a bottle of prime

my work to chill ratio is low, 10 minutes of work to 3-4 hours of chilling 0.10:3 it works tho trust me

I love African food but when i say i have no interest in eating fufu i mean it

pregnant at mums house is crazy

new name inspector laywood, with a purpose to wood down anybody's daughter

its a evil world

Bro how something someone said hours ago got me laughing to myself

if there was a hall of fame for uk music @YoungsTeflon would be innit.

Fuck around and change my name to chef ma nef

shoulda been a doctor nuthin that i do little - @NoCap

I fw @PontiacMadeDDG

I was entertained

Shiiyat