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Joined December 2014
Matt Patricia didn't suddenly forget how to coach. It looks like the Buckeyes just dont have anyone on defense with any processing ability. They should get better throughout the season, but situational football demands that the offense pick up the slack.
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Buckeyes would be ranked #1, 4-0 and cruising if Devin McCuin would catch the ball.
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Albert Bellamy retweeted
Yeahhh, if we could stop playing ads for literal gambling every ten minutes, that'd be great. See, the thing is, we're trying to run a society here, and I'm not sure "gamble constantly, from your phone, during every commercial break" needs to be one of our major cultural priorities. If you want to gamble, okay, fine. But maybe we don't need to commercialize and advertise it relentlessly like it's a new flavor of Doritos. So if we could just go ahead and dial that back... that'd be terrific. Mmkay?
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A 24-team playoff is a terrible idea and makes the regular season matter less. Imagine Alabama sitting their starters in the Iron Bowl... absolutely atrocious.
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2 things can be simultaneously true: 1. Ryan Day often tightens up and blows big games with awful game management. 2. Ryan Day is better than anyone OSU could find to replace him.
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There are kids playing Madden who could teach Ryan Day how to manage the clock.
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Arch Manning is Tim Couch 2.0. This is not an NFL quarterback.
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I didn't think adding Tressel to the ring of honor meant Ryan Day had to coach like him this week
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Can we stop saying "Player X is a Heisman candidate?" Technically every college football player is a Heisman candidate.
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Prepared for the Drive, Not for the Room open.substack.com/pub/albert…
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Andrew Berry might just be playing an elaborate prank on us all. #Browns #Moneyball
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I have reached the "Making up lyrics for the washing machine jingle" stage of WFH life. Send help.
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There is a pattern, and it runs through everything. The sun was free. They sold you sunscreen. Sleep was free. They sold you pills. Walking was free. They sold you a treadmill. Fasting was free. They sold you meal replacement shakes. Cold water was free. They sold you a plunge barrel. Animal fat was free. They sold you supplements to replace what it contained. Fermented food was free. They sold you probiotics. Tallow was free. They sold you a seventeen-step skincare routine. Silence was free. They sold you a meditation app. Sunlight on your skin was free. They sold you vitamin D tablets. Every single thing the human body requires to function was available, free, for the entirety of human history. The 20th century built an industry around removing access to each of them. The 21st century is building an industry selling them back. Nothing about this is accidental. Your great-grandmother had none of the products. She had all of the things the products are compensating for. She was, largely, fine.
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One day, you're a career Marine with kids in high school. The next day, you're at your "kid's" wedding, hoping your old uniform still fits. Life comes at you fast. I took a week to appreciate the journey and recalibrate. Refine the goals and process for 2026. 🪖📊
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Carnivore before and after: Before: - Planning 6 meals daily - Counting calories obsessively - Meal prep Sundays - Tupperware everywhere - Anxiety about missing meals - Snacks in every bag - Constantly thinking about food After: - 2 meals when hungry - Zero counting (satiety works naturally) - Cook meat, eat meat - One pan in the sink - Forget to eat sometimes - No snacks needed - Don't think about food until hungry The mental freedom is more valuable than the weight loss.
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Of all the Mike Tomlin games that have ever Mike Tomlined, this might be the Mike Tomlinest of them all.
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