Major Tom. BAFTA-winning Screenwriter/Actor/Space Oddity. Co-writer/creator of ‘MOBILITY’ comedy for BBC3 w/ @fatjacko Enquiries - https://xitter.cf/t.co/PVq5I429Xe

United Kingdom
Joined December 2009
I co-created and wrote a comedy thing with the legendary @fatjacko for @bbccomedy and it’s being released into the wild (@BBCiPlayer) on Friday 26th May 2023. Hope you love it. ❤️ chortle.co.uk/news/2023/05/2…
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And so we move into the next phase of reality’s Squid Game: the end of fact-checking. From now on, what happened, what you think happened, what you wanted to have happened, and what other people said happened, are all of equal value. Other than people getting killed, what could possibly go wrong?
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“Every one of us is, in the cosmic perspective, precious. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another.” Carl Sagan, Cosmos, 1980 “F u retard” Elon Musk, Twitter, 2025
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My open letter to Amazon about what #Bond should be (as a screenwriter and a fan). And if Barbara Broccoli needs a new writer it would be a dream come true. #JamesBond #007 #Screenwriting @007
The next James Bond film has stalled in development. Amazon wants to create “Marvel-style ideas” with TV show & movie spinoffs, franchise producer Barbara Broccoli has called them “fucking idiots” (Source: wsj.com/business/media/james…)
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If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy bloody large glasses. Go into debt if you have to
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I just won best short action film!!!!!!
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This is really creepy and completely pointless when AI could utilised for something useful to the human race but also I’m pretty sure I went to school with that girl.
This is mind blowing! Bytedance announces INFP, AI that can make any single image talk and sing from any audio file expressively! Podcasting will never be the same. 8 wild examples: 1. Talking Mona Lisa
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My photo kissing a nuclear waste cask went viral and people had… opinions about it. There was outrage, with many claiming it was dangerous and that I was hurting my future children (lol). Here’s why kissing a nuclear waste cask is actually fine🧵
I kissed a cask (of nuclear waste) and I liked it.
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Jesus: Dad, I’m a bit nervous about this 2nd coming thing God: don’t worry they’re gonna love you. They make a shitload of movies about your birthday this time of year! Jesus: aww, that’s nice, and they’re still keeping the message going? God: *long pause* …verticals
Our little Christmas movie, RED ONE shattered a viewing record for @amazon @PrimeVideo with 50 million viewers this past weekend. RED ONE has a long shelf life with multiple verticals - kudos to our Amazon partners for their strategic win, that’s just getting started. And most importantly, massive THANK YOU to you and your families around the world who tuned in - we made a little history 🙏🏾🙏🏾🌍 A- CinemaScore 90% Audience Rating Ain’t too shabby☝🏾 🤜🏾🤛🏼🤗 And make sure you leave cookies and tequila for the big guy…. 🎅🏾🥃🍪 #RedOne #ChristmasComesHome
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Tom Gregory retweeted
Retweet for a chance to win one of the last remaining How High Jackets. Winner announced tomorrow at 10am, after which the final 37 jackets go on sale (we ordered extras to cover replacements etc) hikerdelic.com/collections/j… @Tim_Burgess
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Such profoundly weird people.
🏨 A smart hotel, but Nigel Farage says, “I just want some milk!” What’s wrong with that?! 😂 Even the simplest things matter. Reform UK will keep it real! 🇬🇧💪 #ReformUK #Farage #MilkGate #SaveBritain
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‘Middle Class Women Of A Certain Age’ confirmed for the legends slot at Glastonbury next year.
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Joe Hart: when you’ve got Liverpool v City at 4 and catching Sonic the Hedgehog at 6.
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I’ve been listening to John Williams classic score to Jaws in the gym to get me pumped but I’ve bulked up too much and I’m going to need a bigger hoodie 🦈⛴️
🚨Competition Time! 🚨 Want to WIN this awesome Jaws-inspired hoodie? > biturl.top/eUjAja Of course you do! Here's how... 1️⃣ LIKE this post 2️⃣ REPOST with a creative comment We'll pick a winner and announce tomorrow (01/12/24). Good luck! LastExitToNowhere.com
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🚨Competition Time! 🚨 Want to WIN this awesome Jaws-inspired hoodie? > biturl.top/eUjAja Of course you do! Here's how... 1️⃣ LIKE this post 2️⃣ REPOST with a creative comment We'll pick a winner and announce tomorrow (01/12/24). Good luck! LastExitToNowhere.com
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As we approach the end of this most punishing of years in the TV industry, as the ludicrous ‘Survive to 25’ inevitably morphs into the even more dreadful ‘Exist to 26’, a fervent heartfelt plea to indies, commissioners, script editors and producers – 🧵
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I'm going to keep posting about this because tomorrow my short proof of concept film, CHARLIE FOXTROT, which was shot in just one day with an incredible cast and crew working for peanuts, is showing for the very first time in public not only at a studio in my home town... 1/
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The Beabadoobee Brothers. Is this anything? Yeah… running out of gas on this platform.
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This thread way more interesting and exciting than the fight.
Let's talk about this suit. 🧵
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