There stood this old timer For all the world's first poacher His mind upon his tackle And these words upon his mind: Bring me fish with eyes of jewels

A cacophony of boos is ganna ring oot at the whistle @NUFC

Jassle out @NUFC

Out of Office,

Bottle of Finest Sicilian Nero d’Avola and The Godfather II. Capisce?

#Eyemouth #walkingsbrill #nightwalking #sobriety

It's all about Kevin Keegan today, thank you #nufc #kevinkeegan

Hey Sandro and Bruno, be careful what you wish for #nufc the grass isn't always greener

I'm coming hyem Newcassell or is it Hy'moooth

Travelling the world with @EyemouthGolf Greens Staff – at L'Alfàs del Pi, Spain

A seen Waddle selt, Pedro selt, Gazza selt, guess what? #nufc still remain, and aalways will. Get owa it and move on its footbaal

Not a bad view for 2 neets Wor @GaryAPhilipson they've pitched is in with the renters, God Help them 🤣

I genuinely despair at some sections of the @nufc fanbase, the vitriol aimed at Bruno is shameful, I bear him no malice and wish him well in the rest of his career, imho he is welcome back to SJP anytime, bring back old fashioned football supporters, @SkySports_Keith

Out with the old @GaryAPhilipson dog gets quite a fright, in with the new, popped a tyre, can't get wheel off! now it's blocking my neighbours drive, How's Celine btw?

Viva España

The flag that was held up by the Argentinians after last nights game is the same one held up in Port Stanley on the 14th of June 1982, just it had no writing on

Au Revoir

I sincerely hope the "Top Boys" @alanshearer and @Guymowbray are on the gantry tonight for the Paraguay v France game, I've a feeling it's going to be some game, and deserves Top Comms #paraguay #france

Can't beat a bit of The Unxplained with @WilliamShatner