Major Azshole

I’m in a very NYSE-driven bull market in my life rn

I still believe $AVAX has the most upside from here

If $AVAX actually goes berserk and pumps from here, I will be insufferable and you better be prepared for it.

I have purchased all the remaining Ponz, so in every possible scenario, I’m gonna be winning. Thanks for playing.

Manifesting extra prize for never surrendering, round tripping COQ, KET, AVAX, Arena, Blub, Wink, Kong and basically everything else(LMAO) and never getting accepted for any of the presales 🤌

Just when you started thinking that the bottom is probably in, they do this. F

When I see a token at $100K MC and don’t buy it, it goes $200M+ MC. Then I see another new token at $100K MC and buy it, it goes to 0. Meanwhile; apparently everyone on my timeline has turned $100 to $1,000,000. Man man man.

Will probably space out my other mints over the course of the mint duration, but knowing my luck all my Ponz will fucking be the first ones to die lmao

Solana, a chain that has been used by every washed up celeb, KOL, politician etc to extract millions(maybe billions?) of $ from “retail” is asking if the degens passed the IQ test with the $Laptop launch. Cinema.

I need a quick $50 to $10,000 flip. Any leads? 👀

That $LAPTOP chart looks diabolical lmfaooo

Does anyone know wtf @umbrellacap_ is, or are we all simply securing an ID for something we have no idea about because we’re total degenerates?

Not sure what I'm doing here but YOLO.. ID secured @umbrellacap_ sig:0x0409b93ba7b736d7e14c22bdc0017e430ae9571b4d57674ac7af0475d40cfe7ebeda06a9457a2eb40617de01484377a75347b96ddb794c [ drop your ID card below 👇 ]

The Web3 cycle continues : - Markets turn green. - Sahil convinces some rando that launching a shitcoin is gonna be their best career move. - Sahil gets richer. - Degens fall for it again. - The coins that sold off for this said launch never recover. Absolute cinema.

Just logged in after a while to see what’s up and see the usual - AVAX peeps being bitches and fighting each other lmao What a weird bunch of people on this chain fr. PMSing 28 days a month 🤨

Donald trump is a crypto president they said. Super cycle they said.

Not gonna mention the token but I actually did try this yesterday and sold a bit to see how the markets react. The token I sold is up more than 40% since and the entire market reversed from the moment I made that sale. You’re welcome.

Should I take one for the team and FSH my entire portfolio? (me selling and exiting the markets would 100% mark the bottom)

The beauty of $AVAX is that people who have supposedly sold all their eco tokens and “left AVAX”, still keep posting about it all day every day lmfao There is no escape.

Is $69 enough to retire in Thailand? (because that’s all I’m left with)