I just found out that before I was furloughed my husband had a dusting schedule

My 4yo asked for a bear hug today. "Mommy, you're not that squishy anymore." Score one for the diet! #21dayfix

I told my 3yo I brought him home a present. I sent him to my purse to retrieve it. He returned with a brightly wrapped tampon. 3yo: Is this my present, Mommy?

When you ask your 3yo what they want for #breakfast... 3yo: #eggs are delicious! Have you tried scrambled eggs? Maybe you should sometime.

Words you don't want to hear your 3yo say... "Be careful cause it's wet in the kitchen." #why #athometogether #coronavirus

3yo: *putting on backpack and shoes* Me: Where ya going? 3yo: To hunt bigfoot. So, we've reached that point #coronavirus #athometogether

When you sit down to meal plan for the week and realize all the recipes you pinned are just extravagant desserts #eatdessertfirst #iguess #momproblems #pinterest #recipes

When your tax return is equivalent to a week-long trip to @Disney World. Coincidence?

While at the pet store... 3yo: Mommy, it's a chameleon! Me: How do you know what a chameleon is? 3yo: I know everything. Me:

I had a fancy work dinner tonight and wore pantyhose. My 3yo has never seen me in pantyhose. He may now believe I have webbed feet.

We've been watching reruns of #GameOfGames and it's safe to say my 3yo gets his dance moves from @TheEllenShow

3yo: Mommy, did you know I still need Raph? Me: Who? 3yo: Raph! Me: You mean Ralph? 3yo: No, Raph! Me: Who's Raph? 3yo: HE'S A TURTLE!!!

Out of nowhere... 3yo: Mommy, you're old. Me: 3yo & Hubs: *giggles*

As I open a chocolate bar... 3yo: Mommy, can I have some? Me: No. 3yo: But Mommy, sharing is caring. #hesgotmethere

3yo: I want a cheeseburger. Me: Okay. 3yo: No other ingredients...just cheese and ham. Me: Cause it's a hamburger? 3yo: Uh huh. #hesgotapoint #funnythingskidssay #sillygoose #hamburger

I've started working full-time again. I've had to take the blog off the priority list for awhile. Now that I'm feeling confident with work and still able to mom at 100% (sometimes), I'll be popping up more often in your Twitter feeds. #momminainteasy #momlife #missedyou

#FYI #mom: order your @DisneyFrozen tickets through Disney Movie Insiders & they'll waive your convenience fees!

#tgif #ff what a week! @MomminReal @WifeSAHMLife @TheMamaMinder @nurturingtamra @SidekickMama @growingrfamily @JenniHustles @KatDoesDisney