I’m on Twitter to lie. Edible Enthusiast. Comedian. 🍃 #AtomicEdibles

Joined June 2009
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OnlyKlans
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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I want a burrito from Leo’s
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Gordon said “fuck the cameras, I’m standing right here”😭😭😭 he was about to have that boy LAID OUT💀💀💀
He wasn't no bitch! 😭😭😭
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LeBron walking back to his crib in New York after the Sixers beat the Knicks
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The SGA image I can’t😭😭😭
The wait is over. The 2026 NBA season starts TONIGHT.
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SGA NO WAY. 🔥🤯
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With the meat in it
Boiled peanuts are so fye.
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I just know ima want a quick veggie. Oh I got salad.
It's too late to make crab cakes huh? They already formed.
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I make the best meals at 11 pm
Replying to @MagnumJackson
I’m the queen of cookin late night I encourage everyone to indulge 🤣🤣
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A classic
Watching one of my favorite scary movies Wrong Turn 🤪🤪
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You absolutely right. Lemme let this edible kick in.
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I know you have 😂
Replying to @josfromdablock
I’ve been checking all night for it lol
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It's too late to make crab cakes huh? They already formed.
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Me on Monday at 3
“It’s been a LONG week” me on Tuesday afternoon 😭
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Ugly people, fat people and women with no ass are the backbone of the dating community. It's ALWAYS gon be a good time
Do yall entertain ugly people??? #research
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This basketball stuff is boring 🫩I’m jus here drinking 😭
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Jason Tatum when he the last leg of my 9-leg parlay
Jayson Tatum struggling to find his shot in China
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My coworker is eating Vienna sausage out the can and my boss asked her if she needs more hours. 😭
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That was really for niggas who try to flirt by suggesting I cook for them
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