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if we get into an argument on here, you should know up front I’m bored, dumb, and annoying. Do not underestimate how bored, dumb, and annoying I am.

Joined November 2014
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Senhoras e senhores, com vocês: a melhor apresentação da Saria’s Song de todos os tempos. A hora que a orquestra explode, eu explodo junto ❤️
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Replying to @Cozyvik
Jennifer garner freaks me out. If she wasn't rich I feel like she be into identity theft or something. I can't explain it
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Do you think bubbles experience agony or ecstasy when they burst?
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Why is the game over screen the Mr. Bean intro
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Had a dream you could order custom snickers bars and get the dick vein as realistic as you want
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This is the first time I’ve seen any clips from this show and I hope they ended the series by launching young Sheldon into the sun. Oh there’s an entire series where he’s an adult? Does that one end with old Sheldon being launched into the sun?
Sheldon really went from questioning his sandwich to fighting corporate America 🇺🇸 😭And George had to defend his family on national television because of bread. You honestly can’t make this stuff up💀🎦
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Ayoooooo
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This chilis is playing Canadian rock music I’ve never even heard before
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i’m trying to bust i’m trying to come jessica simpson reaction video meme
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ngga said that with his heart and soul😭😭
“damn that’s shit stinks in jesus name. lord help us, lord have mercy wtf is that smell” 🤣🤣
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the upper right pic I’m crying
WOKE IS BACK
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Episode of Frasier where they find out they have a British cousin. He and Niles get very excited and invite him to stay with Frasier. Marty tries to warn them that he may not be as posh as they’d hoped but they don’t listen. Mr. Bean is their cousin. He fucks Daphne.
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-Chili cheeseburger, bacon, mustard, pickles, jalapeños, grilled onion, lightly crushed Fritos. -Garlic fries, cooked well. ~Pint of ranch. -Mandarin Jarritos
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*fat guy voice* oh.. fuck yeah..
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Minha vida artística mudou no momento em que, ainda criança, observei um zootrópio pela primeira vez. Lembro de ficar sem palavras e em choque imaginando que aquilo só poderia ser magia, que nada na minha concepção de mundo explicava a existência daquilo. Hoje com mais noção de mundo finalmente percebi que em parte estava certo, a arte continua sendo a magia viva em nosso mundo.
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Why does archer always push fryboy away?
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Bobbing for apples with my prolapsed anus
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My buddy Eric got Hills Have Eyes’d while driving back from Sacramento on spring break a couple years ago
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