Fuck your favorite song. Tell me your least favorite. One that you despise. I don’t need a reason why, just tell me.

Once your grandma passes away you’ll realize she was the only thing that was holding your fake ass family together, The family literally falls apart.

A 28‑year‑old pregnant woman comes for routine antenatal clinic.🤰🏾 She feels fine. No fever. No jaundice. Vitals normal. Blood is drawn for routine tests. The lab calls 20 minutes later: “Doctor… her blood sample is GREEN.” No lab error. No contamination. What could cause this?

I remember whenever I was late to primary school and I'd be like "my parents made me late", my teacher would say some dumb shit like "it's your own responsibility to make sure you're here on time" bro l'm 7 years old tf do you want me to do? Drive the car?

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence "Women are..."