Morgan Keenum

Finals week

If Your business or movie’s ad pops up in the middle of me watching a FB video of puppies I am done with your business or I will not see your movie.. because you’re rude 🙃

The class I’m least worried about rn is organic chem & I just really don’t know who I am anymore

#NationalPuppyDay is making me so happy & so sad all at one time.. because I don’t have a puppy to post pictures of 😭 @ mom I know you’re reading this

Just mom armed a bag of French fries

Actual footage of me trying to make it to spring break

Have you ever been laying by the pool & all of a sudden you are transported to a fraternity party you never intended on going to?

You know that feeling when you’re watching your fav rom-com for the 18th time this week & you’re quoting the last scene while tears roll down your face? Cause same

It should be illegal to have a sub in college classes

Update.. just turned it in & could not summarize if you asked me to

Do you ever get three pages into a paper and still not know a single thing about the topic? Cause same.

Sitting next to a girl listening to music with her headphones in.. “imma be” is blasting and it’s really my mood rn

My upstairs neighbors like to play this game where if I’m studying for a test they throw a wild party. It’s really only fun for them.

My natural reaction to engagements is to absolutely panic, sweat & begin laughing hysterically while tears roll down my face reason 7273738282 I’m never getting married

"The year of me" being your 2018 motto shouldn't mean you start treating those around you like dirt.

Being in the Facebook video blackhole & getting betrayed by a video that makes you jump out of your skin

“Bout to start crying” xitter.cf/jarrybot/status/958181…

I need an app that shows me what I have in the fridge or pantry that way I don’t have to stand infront of them for 30 minutes I can just scroll & know it’s Tbell for lunch

Walk outside *freezes solid* Walk into class *blood begins to actually boil*