A chance of light rain in the region, with occasional isolated all-consuming apocalypses. Suffer well in the wet, O Citizen.

Weather models disagree, but the EDM signals a strong possibility for Eternal Darkness in the next few weeks. Not for everyone. Definitely for some.

Our Weather Watcher reports a few clouds on The Plateau, with glimpses of blue. Highs in the 40s today, with a 30% chance of Apocalypse.

Our Weather Spotter reports heavy storms to the west. Avenging nephilim wreaking havoc possible later tonight.

Lots of sun this weekend should bring smiles to everyone. Everyone will smile. In the sun. Everyone. Sun.