@MagicManChance

Tech Consultant. Purdue Alum. Cat dad. Dairy-Free. Investor. tft 1100lp peak (washed)

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Joined October 2012
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every day is paradise
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KAMI
@Okami13_11h
Phantom Blade Zero | Official Launch Trailer: Physical versions are confirmed for 2027. Peak trailer, can't believe it's finally out next week.
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unc alert 14 years of tweeting
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this tweet was never about the buttons
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump3 Jan 2018
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
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got a dupe if any moots wanna trade 👀 (emphasis on trade i don’t really want the cash for it)
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pulled fresh from a vending machine pack last night 🔥
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the best pikachus in 30th by far
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imma be so honest i had to do a double take thinking this was wolfe
Play! Pokémon
@playpokemonOct 17
It's win-and-in time for Mega Starmie! 🌟 But... where's Greninja? 🤔 #PokemonVGC
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Rheaquaza
@RheaquazaOct 15
💦⚡️🔥 Burb Giveaway! 🔥⚡️💦 One person will win these cards and Espurr sticker! To Enter: ✅ Retweet ✅ Follow Winner will be drawn on Thursday, October 22nd!
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David
@David__PullsOct 14
POKÉMON GIVEAWAY - 2 WINNERS 🔥🔥🔥 Time to show some love to the Pokémon community! Giving away some beautiful cards to 2 lucky winners! Who's ready to add these to their collection? Follow @David__pulls Like this post Repost Comment your favorite card from the collection 2 winners. 2 chances to win. Good luck, everyone. 🍀 Let’s see who gets lucky.
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successful shafting
hancec@MagicManChanceOct 8
i’m ready for hurricane cock and balls to shaft arizona
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.@ARITZIA can you guys put pokemon card vending machines in your stores that shit would go crazy for the boyfriends
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how it feels scrolling the timeline and checking my walmart app after the ETB lottery
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i’m ready for hurricane cock and balls to shaft arizona
Colin McCarthy
@US_StormwatchOct 7
Hurricane Rachel could bring significant impacts to SoCal Sunday into Monday, including coastal flooding from high tides and surf, potentially heavy rain and gusty winds as it transitions into a post-tropical storm. This is a highly unpredictable forecast, so expect changes.
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just found this relic of a youtube video where i battled @Shadypenguinn over 12 years ago in singles youtu.be/zWZxE16jgSM?is=vQEB…

Pokemon X and Y Wifi Battle #007 (Live) Vs. MagicManChance - Saved By The Burn!

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I feel like the President of The United States suggesting Iran should nuke Los Angeles and San Diego should be getting a little more attention than it is.
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nephew discovered pokemon champs today and has been absolutely farming vp for me. god bless
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when the fuck did they give kinggambit nipples
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do any of my moots have recommendations for a top loader binder 👉🏼👈🏼
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“If there's a next time it'll be through the justice system and it's not called Twitter.”
REVERSAL@REVERSAL7xOct 4
Replying to @REVERSAL7x
I'm doing the fundraiser like I promised and then you leave me alone. It'll be end of year/early next year for The Trevor Project So let's drop it here. Permanently and go our seperate ways. If there's a next time it'll be through the justice system and it's not called Twitter.
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