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Accidentally cut through a funeral procession leaving the dispensary parking lot to go to KFC
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Smoking weed with the girl who aligns with all of my goals and morals and gets me in all ways
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Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when Tiger Woods does it, suddenly everyone wants to take away his driver’s license and prescription painkillers
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Underdiscussed element of You Can See Everything discourse:
Holmes was 1 month postpartum while filming and preparing to go to prison for a decade
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the elizabeth holmes movie inspired me to worship my evil autistic wife even harder
Stevie Nicks looking woman at the grocery store told me my child has the ability to see angels xitter.cf/puppyfinnegan/status/2…
Marina Abramovic shot dead in Fairbanks, Alaska
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Thinking about how Adam Driver is not sufficiently grateful to Lena Dunham open.spotify.com/track/19a3J…
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to maximize your enjoyment of crosswords you need to adopt what you might call a "frasier mindset"
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Overcompensating was cute, I love LA was fun, Adults was good. But now it’s time for the top dog. Lenaquake incoming
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It’s a man getting mauled by a tiger. It’s a guy who fell off a roller coaster. The pope has cancer. A celebrity killed himself. Conservative moms are giving their babies fetal alcohol syndrome. Hasan Piker. It’s for you dawg it’s lit
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Shane Gillis, Theo Von, Mark Normand, Tony Hinchcliffe, Joe Rogan, Sam Morril, Duncan Trussel, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Stavros Halkias, Adam Friedland, Nick Mullen walk into a bar. Bartender says, “tell me a joke.” Everyone looks at each other confused, unsure of what to say.






























