“No change happens without someone going to prison” she/her

• Philadelphia •
Joined January 2014
Accidentally cut through a funeral procession leaving the dispensary parking lot to go to KFC
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Smoking weed with the girl who aligns with all of my goals and morals and gets me in all ways
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Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when Tiger Woods does it, suddenly everyone wants to take away his driver’s license and prescription painkillers
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Underdiscussed element of You Can See Everything discourse: Holmes was 1 month postpartum while filming and preparing to go to prison for a decade
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the elizabeth holmes movie inspired me to worship my evil autistic wife even harder
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Slayyyter looks like Plastique painted Jimbo’s face
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Stevie Nicks looking woman at the grocery store told me my child has the ability to see angels xitter.cf/puppyfinnegan/status/2…
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Why is Nara Smith on a press tour?
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has anyone told the europeans how much gabapentin we give out
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Jessa absolutely owns the bird toy store and has no idea if Molly is for sale
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Tate McRae has NO REASON to be using an ultra light helvetica font.
Teaser for Tate McRae’s new single ‘HOUSEWIFE’ out tomorrow.
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Marina Abramovic shot dead in Fairbanks, Alaska
University of Alaska Fairbanks student Graham Granger was arrested after allegedly eating at least 57 AI generated images from a campus art exhibit. The exhibit featured 160 images by fine arts student Nick Dwyer, and Granger was charged with fifth degree criminal mischief. [H/T: relewans]
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LeBron’s advertising WHAT??
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Thinking about how Adam Driver is not sufficiently grateful to Lena Dunham open.spotify.com/track/19a3J…
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to maximize your enjoyment of crosswords you need to adopt what you might call a "frasier mindset"
Oh fuck you, NYT crossword.
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All adventurous women do.
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Overcompensating was cute, I love LA was fun, Adults was good. But now it’s time for the top dog. Lenaquake incoming
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and guess which one of you is alive?
I cannot stand Lena Dunham
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It’s a man getting mauled by a tiger. It’s a guy who fell off a roller coaster. The pope has cancer. A celebrity killed himself. Conservative moms are giving their babies fetal alcohol syndrome. Hasan Piker. It’s for you dawg it’s lit
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Shane Gillis, Theo Von, Mark Normand, Tony Hinchcliffe, Joe Rogan, Sam Morril, Duncan Trussel, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Stavros Halkias, Adam Friedland, Nick Mullen walk into a bar. Bartender says, “tell me a joke.” Everyone looks at each other confused, unsure of what to say.
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YUM 😃
JUST IN: 3D-printed salmon is coming to U.S. supermarkets, produced by Israeli food technology company Steakholder Foods.
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