Security Architecture and Engineering Manager. Jack of some trades. Expert Technology hater. Not a real cat. Infosec, D&D, gaming, and cooking.

Stabbytown
Joined February 2012
Replying to @RealDealDiPirro
We have a separate splunk instance to splunk splunk. The splunk's splunk is splunked by the production splunk. We use syslog to log the systems, so if splunk and splunk's splunk are both down, we use syslog's system logs to find out why.
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I'm never really sure if they want me to say, "fine" or really tell them. Especially when friends say it.
Empty phrases like, "How are you?" are social nightmares for many autistics. Turns out, these confusing greetings are called phatic language, and they drive a wedge between autistic/allistic communication. 🧵
One of our infosec brethren makes these ridiculous gaming tables and after seeing them, I wish I could fit one in my home. Show him some love if you’re in the market for one? theweathereddragon.com
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Flip The Switch is out now! smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=…
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SkateBIRD is OUT on Steam, Itch, Xbox, Switch, and Amazon Luna! store.steampowered.com/app/9…
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Replying to @matthewmercer
Too meta...
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IT TIME TO SKATE
SkateBIRD is OUT on Steam, Itch, Xbox, Switch, and Amazon Luna! store.steampowered.com/app/9…
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Okies very soons (tomorrow mornin) de peoples will be able to say "hey we like u skatebirb" or "no way dis bad skateboarding an u is a bad skatebirb" an Either way I wanna say tank u for skatin wit me an I appreciates u takin de times okies? Tanks!
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I'm not sorry. Angry DMs to the left. <-
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BREAKING: Printers
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Why does autosuggestion know polyacrylamide, but not reconnassance?
my venn diagram of product marketing for face masks and infosec tools
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gonna share one of my favorite video game implementation details again: the Blood Moon in Breath of the Wild is really just rebooting the game to free up RAM. If you push the game engine hard enough, you'll get a spontaneous "panic blood moon" to avoid an out-of-memory crash.
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Absolutely correct. Infosec departments need to be very careful how you interact with HR; of you are viewed as snitches for them, you will lose a lot of trust from your users, and they will be afraid to report issues to infosec.
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This is Brixton. He’s the captain now. A little embarrassed because he already misunderstood the purpose of the poop deck. 12/10 happens to the best of us
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Oh my goodness! So smol! 😻
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