Literally cackling at the negativity for @FrontRowAmy - she doesn’t even know you exist!!! She’s an icon!

I’m not saying my son is the next @prestonrbailey … but he forces us to buy fresh floral every time we go to a store. AND- he smells them the entire time. If you take them away he screams, “MY SOURS” so now we have decoy flowers for him to hold in the car. He’s 21 months old.

Once you watch @BananaBall_ how can you ever go back to a REGULAR baseball game??? #PartyAnimals

Drove from MKE to see @TooManyZooz and holy FUCK.

How is no one talking about #HowToMakeAKilling - it’s FANTASTIC and twisted, and surprising!

PSA: @Arbys has a Thanksgiving sandwich and it’s divine #HappyHalloween

Ok so after seeing the trailer… I think @kevinolearytv is going to be incredible in #MartySupreme

Ready for @Zedd

Finally saw @djdiesel — SLAM DUNK.

American Idol is filming at Aulani right now and these guys should just form a band. We keep delaying our pool time to listen to them

Our Hawaiian airlines flight has @Starlink and I’ve never been happier in my LIFE

Update: we did indeed hit turbulence but not in the fun way.

Heading to Vegas and @steveaoki is on my flight…does this mean we are going to hit turbulence?

The main takeaway from #CNNNYE is that before I die I need to party with @Andy . Like, what a national treasure!

Hey @neimanmarcus - you might want to update your photos for your @Moncler parkas. Ordered the first picture and you shipped me the second picture. When I tried to talk to customer service to see if you even HAD the parka I wanted, they were not helpful…

Why are the @reeses pumpkins so much better than the ghosts?

I have watched this 37 times and I cannot- what the fuck was this #loveisblind