as seen on espn • fueled by chai voted • most likely to look at the moon

North Carolina, USA
Joined January 2010
Coworker just wants to chat all day, like homie I’m busy.
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every visual coming out of paris harder than the one before this is crazy
On est sur la vidéo du siècle
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What kind of fuck ass country has multi generational school shooting survivor families
Mom who survived school shooting coaches son through Oregon attack: 'Please be as quiet as possible' trib.al/0dxoVCa
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I hope whoever stole my package was also planning on being Kelly Clarkson in the Brooklyn shop Art of Play trying to spend $15k on Molly the bird for Halloween
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sometimes I remember that Legally Blonde is a pun and feel compelled to tell as many people as possible
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Wake up drag queens doing a Kelly Clarkson and the automaton bird from the art of play shop in Brooklyn number just dropped!
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hate to agree with a man, but he’s absolutely right. it’s also hella demeaning to women and girls who love sports. i’m sick of these ads.
Dodgers player Alex Call is calling out MLB and broadcasters over the ads during postseason games. "Can we please get the soft porn ads off playoff broadcasts? My son wants to watch baseball with Dada, but how do I justify that when a half-naked woman could come on screen anytime?? This is America’s Pastime. Parents shouldn’t have to worry about this."
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That's the move for the next forty years.
i don't have a 5 year plan. i have a “survive until friday” strategy
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Emilio Sakraya has officially been cast as Xaden Riorson in Prime Video’s ‘FOURTH WING’ series. (deadline.com/2026/10/xaden-v…)
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Put cursive back in schools bc how yall can’t read this?????
Angelina Jolie left a handwritten thank you note for hotel staff while filming ‘Maria’ in Greece, and the internet is struggling to figure out what it says. The note has resurfaced and racked up millions of views, with people trying to decipher every word. [H/T: lolita]
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The images appear to be AI-upscaled or altered versions of the original note shared by the hotel. The note reads: "Thank you for a restful stay at your beautiful resort. The “Maria” cast had a lovely time here. With love, Angelina Jolie." greekcitytimes.com/2023/10/25/ang… buzzfeed.com/ellendurney/an… x.com/wirelyss/statu…
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i would die for him it’s that simple
Paul McCartney imitating the kind of songs that are hits these days
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You’re laughing. Kelly Clarkson has put us in danger, and you’re laughing.
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I just put “Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger” as a disclaimer in my work email signature.
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It’s not just in toys It’s in your appliances, your cars, your movies & shows. It’s in the service at the restaurant or the help you receive from customer service
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*me 3 sauvi blancs deep at rainforest cafe* HOW MUCH FOR THE ANIMOTRONIC GORILLA I DROVE A LONG WAY
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theres no way 💀
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This is just a pretty good list of things to talk about when drunk
Today I learned about the All Souls examination, which is reputed to be the hardest exam in the world. To even be considered, you need to have a degree from, or be a current graduate student of Oxford. Hundreds of people sit and only two people pass every year. Attached is last year's general exam. Before I saw it, I wondered, how hard could it be. Well, it turns out…it's "Defend ghosting.", "Does a pope matter?", and "Is body language a language?" hard:
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Cities who fund the arts are routinely the most successful btw.
🚨 Zohran Mamdani has doubled grant money for NYC artists. This is the first increase in nearly 20 years.
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his oscar clip
A new clip from Lance Oppenheim’s ‘PRIMETIME’ has been released. Now playing in theaters.
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AI can't write like this. Perfect lede.
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I need book four now.
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