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can we get much higher?

San Francisco
Joined September 2009
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Shaq: "Who you calling, the cops?" Charles Barkley: "Kash Patel." 🤣💀 (h/t @awfulannouncing)
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I ordered a burrito at the Chipotle in Dallas, Texas and they gave me a chicken shawarma with extra tahini and a slice of apple and around three liters of water instead
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Damn. I thought muslims weren't allow to cook pigs?
“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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New flag of Halal Texas just dropped🤠
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Wembanyama saying "Free Palestine" to Kyrie after the game 🙏
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Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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حسن retweeted
it’s elon mosque now
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PORTER ROBINSON - RUSSIAN ROULETTE G JONES REMIX OUT FRIDAY 11/6 !!!
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SNEAKO had the FUNNIEST reaction to Mehdi Hasan GOING OFF on the entire Republican right-wing following Abdul El-Sayed's victory in Michigan's U.S. Senate race, playing Tupac over his heated rant 😭
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No, it’s because California became unlivable, driving liberals into Texas. Y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.
Yk how bad you gotta be as a president for Texas to flip to blue
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First stop post-win: Whataburger.
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ICE stands for Islamic Customs Enforcement
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🇺🇸 AMERICA 🇺🇸 🫢 DESERVED 🫣 ✨ ABDUL EL-SAYED FOR US SENATE ✨
Decision Desk HQ projects Abdul El-Sayed wins the MI US Senate General Election #DecisionMade: 1:15 AM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Decision Desk HQ projects Abdul El-Sayed wins the MI US Senate General Election #DecisionMade: 1:15 AM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Dems don’t fuck this up. You’re being handed these wins to fix shit. You fuck it up you’re all over.
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Tonight, the couch fucks you
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My wife calling me to bed. She gonna have to wait. This an all time great night in twitter history
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Trump failed at regime change in Iran but he succeeded in Texas
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GO TEXAS GOOOOOOOOOOO
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InshAllah
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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