MadeUpRealFacts

God's XBOX-Live name is "YrFkinLordAlmighty02"

Expiration dates on milk cartons were invented by communists.

Studies show that 92% of Left-Handed people are alright with feeling left out of studies about Left-Handed people.

The term "Bae" originally stood for "Bacon And Eggs" but later changed in 2010.

"Made In China" products are known to be high quality.

47% of men do in fact "love these hoes."

The average human spends about a year of their life looking at themselves in the mirror thinking... "Damn, I'm fucked up."

Horses have 76 Catpower. Cats have 0.5 Horsepower.

Illuminati

According to Wall Street, cockfighting is what boosted the economy in the Great Depression. So, lots of cock helps fight depression ladies.

Scientists have come to the conclusion that only 1/3 of scientists actually come to conclusions.

Bears have been known to attack man although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of WorldWar I & II combined

Nailed it.💯

Rapper Lil B would have earned his Masters Degree in Astrophysics if it wasn't for a staggering low B- on his Trigonometry Final.

Sharks are only found in two places on Earth: the northern and southern hemishperes.

Monkeys make up over 80% of the world's monkey population.

Blind people can see what you're talking about.

Bears are mammals whom derive their name from a NFL team in Chicago.

@hossain_fuad "Unfollow" is actually derived from the Latin word "NahBruh"

"It is foretold that Gingers were created by Photosynthesis."