Filename says Elon. It’s not Elon. It’s the Babylon Bee — a time traveler from 2025 showing up to kill Hitler… and then realizing the checklist overlaps: force people to follow “great ideas,” silence the dangerous ones, “undesirable” groups, segregated spaces with modern excuses, gun control for the wrong people, Margaret Sanger, socialized medicine, vegetarian. She came to assassinate evil. She leaves complimenting a painting titled “an empire without Jews” — and says it sounds beautiful. Satire. Ugly on purpose. And that’s why it sticks.