Factory lab rat. Commute jogger. Trainee mountain biker. Allotment owner. Official mint supplier to Big George 🐎

Northumberland, UK
Joined July 2012
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Using the phrase “Hot Crossy Bs” is a hate crime and will be investigated as such
At what point in the year is it acceptable to eat a whole pack of Hot Crossy Bs for brekkie? Asking for a friend…
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Visitors to this somewhere beach usually stay a Long time :)
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kids getting ready to sit behind you onboard
Mariah Carey shares video using the leg press machine.
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Which idiot decided both teams should wear their stripy tops?! – at North East, England
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Our new year's resolution is self care...so no we won't be opening any more emails from legal
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Next year I’m climbing up a hill on Christmas Day. Who’s with me? #hatechristmas – at North East, England
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The Tyne Valley is putting on a bit of a show this morning :)
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Double prize this #Freiday #giveaway #ERDINGER merch along with a case of 24 cans of #alkoholfrei Simply repost for your chance to #win Winner announced at 5pm(ish) today - GOOD LUCK!!
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A miracle happened here.
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Granny Pat 💙 – at North East, England
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Waiting patiently for the call #granny – at North East, England
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"I don't know where to fucking start"
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HERE WE GO!!!! #Giveaway time again!! It is #Freiday which means it is time to #win a case of #Alkoholfrei!! Simply repost and your name will go into the #prizedraw Winner announced at 5pm(ish) today - GOOD LUCK!!
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Good morning from the humpback bridge 🚴🏻‍♀️🚴🏻‍♀️🚴🏻‍♀️
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Q: first or second for a calendar image ? :) – at Heddon-on-the-Wall, England
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For heavens sake Northumberland, put it away immediately. No one likes a show-off :) – at Heddon-on-the-Wall, England
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Morning all 🚴🏻‍♀️
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WIN. A. BEERVENT. CALENDAR. To be in with a chance of winning this absolute unit of an advent calendar, you just need to follow @brewdog and repost this very post. That's it. T&Cs apply: brewdog.com/uk/promotion-and… - The giveaway is unaffiliated with Twitter. - Entrants must be 18 or over to participate. - Open to UK residents only. - Competition ends at 12:00 GMT on Friday 10th November 2023.
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Lush it sounds like rain out 🙄🚴🏻‍♀️ – at North East, England
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