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TheParanoidSheep retweeted
We did it again
Back on 7/7, we told you that six different politicians had purchased Bitcoin type assets
$BTC is +39% since that post
TheParanoidSheep retweeted
Stop overthinking what stocks to buy
All eyes on SpaceX
Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar (R) just bought up to $30,000 in SpaceX
She's the 7th member of Congress to buy $SPCX since the June IPO
Combined buyers so far: 7
Combined sellers: 0
TheParanoidSheep retweeted
Breaking: The Senate just blocked the Congressional Stock Trading Ban
• 53 Republicans voted in support
• 45 Democrats and 2 independents voted against
Democrats voted aginst because it doesn't ban the President or his administration from trading stocks
TheParanoidSheep retweeted
Reminder that these guys might know something ✍️
Last month, we noticed that 4 different politicians bought the dip on $ZTS Zoetis
They were buying at around ~$80
Today it's ~$70
Right now, you could technically buy the stock at a lower price than any of them
They might know something ✍
As of right now, 4 different politicians have bought the dip on $ZTS Zoetis
- Gil Cisneros
- Ro Khanna
- Chuck Fleishman
- Byron Donalds
Why?
Zoetis is the pet pharmaceutical company that developed Librela, a painkiller for dogs with arthritis
Librela has been under FDA safety scrutiny since late 2024
Khanna and Donalds are members of a House Oversight subcommittee that has extensively dealt with pharmaceutical regulations
TheParanoidSheep retweeted
You're probably overthinking what stocks to buy
Breaking: Bloom Energy stock just hit a new high
$BE up +77% since Nancy Pelosi's bought 15K shares
TheParanoidSheep retweeted
Found another one for you ✍️
You can buy $CARR at a cheaper price than Trump did
Carrier Global is $55/share right now, down ~16% since his entry on July 20
TheParanoidSheep retweeted
Jungle Rock $SPY Intraday Levels Yesterday
TheParanoidSheep retweeted
He might know something
Rep. Dave Taylor bought even more $PG (Procter & Gamble) on 9/8
How?
1. Procter sells consumer products, including dietary supplements
2. The "Dietary Supplements Access Act" was introduced to the House in May
3. If it passes, it will allow up to $500 in dietary supplement purchases to qualify for tax advantages
Dave has purchased ~$60K of $PG since April and hasn't sold
TheParanoidSheep retweeted
AI models are giving wrong answers to financial queries "most of the time"
ft.com/content/c0cd359d-df84…
TheParanoidSheep retweeted
All of these politicians bought Danaher $DHR in June
Michael McCaul: ~$60,000
Ro Khanna: ~$65,000
Trump: ~$15,000
Why is this interesting?
Danaher is a Washington D.C. based healthcare company selling a plethora of diagnostic products, including cancer biopsy tools
Khanna is a member of the caucuses on Deadliest Cancers and Cystic Fibrosis
Trump is the president (he knows s***)
^ Both bought Moderna before the spike
McCaul is the founder of the Childhood Cancer Caucus
TheParanoidSheep retweeted
Breaking: Rep. Byron Donalds has a pattern
April 9th, he bought $PYPL down 85% from its highs
PayPal since spiked ~35% due to buyout rumors
And, he just bought Netflix on August 12th
$NFLX is currently down 42% from its all-time high
We'll watch this one from here
Rep. Byron Donalds (R) just bought the dip of PayPal $PYPL
Donalds sits on the House Financial Services Committee, which directly oversees payment companies, fintech regulation, and digital transactions
PayPal is currently down -83% from it's all time high
TheParanoidSheep retweeted
Can't say we didn't tell you
On 5/20, we posted about a trend in which six politicians were buying ServiceNow $NOW in 2026
Price when we told you: ~$101
Today: ~$142
+40% gain
We found another stock ✍
Six politicians have been buying $NOW (ServiceNow) in 2026:
Byron Donalds: ~$30K
Tony Wied: ~$50K
Ro Khanna: ~$15K
Charles Fleischmann: ~$15K
Josh Gottheimer: ~$15K
Michael McCaul: ~$15K
And the fact that Khanna is buying makes it even more compelling
Here's why:
1. He bought SanDisk 8 months ago
2. That stock is up over ~3,000% since
3. ServiceNow "maybe" could be the next SanDisk (we'll see)
TheParanoidSheep retweeted
BREAKING: Look at this trade by Pelosi.
Pelosi longs 10,000 Bloom Energy, $BE, on the 24th of July + 100 of the 100 calls expiring 6/17.
Then yesterday, it was announced Bloom Energy was going to be added to the S&P500.
Someone always knows.
TheParanoidSheep retweeted
Bloom Energy $BE continues to run after Pelosi bought the stock
This brings her unrealized gains to ~$4,100,000
TheParanoidSheep retweeted
We told you
Back on 8/11, we posted about Rep. Tony Wied's new purchase of $CRM (Salesforce)
It's +31% since the post
And +48% since the day he bought
TheParanoidSheep retweeted
The same politician who bought $VSAT at ~$10 decided to buy a company that sells 3D printers
Stock: $SSYS (Stratasys)
Politician: Debbie Schultz
Why are we flagging this again?
I. This is a ~$662M market cap stock
II. Debbie is one of the best stock traders in Congress
III. As of today, she is down ~19% on Stratasys (might be a chance to buy at a lower price)
TheParanoidSheep retweeted
Stocks might be easier than you think
TheParanoidSheep retweeted
You start to exit when softbank exits with their 60 billion levered position
that simple really
We have not seen a real capitulation in the AI space
All of the arguments about the bullish side revolve solely around the fundamental flows and not sector or macro liquidity flows
Interest rate risk and cross-border flows are THE most important factor to connect to the tech sector right now
The bullish dollar devaluation narrative is a lie





































