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Was busy enjoying my 4th of July but here it is.
A quick fun website you can use to nuke the "Tax the Rich" argument once and for all.
machineking23.github.io/
Fuck @SenWarren
Fuck @NYCMayor
Fuck @BernieSanders
Fuck @AOC
And fuck all the rest calling for a wealth tax.
Doesn't hold a candle to federal spending.
As told by @elonmusk
So long as people continue to make Ron a girl so that #Malfoid can devolve into a Harem anime.
I will continue to counter with JaneDoe Ginny and the RawMilk Weasleys.
Ginny "JaneDoe" Weasley
Hear me out.
As @Devon_Eriksen_ has been doing a great job of explaining.
The ripples effect of #Malfoid need to be built from the corners out.
Ron "ChudCannon" Weasley makes more sense than you think.
The corner is not "we want Ron to be a meathead bro"
The corner is the Weasley family being one of the 28. Every bit as pure blood a family as the Malfoys but they didnt build wealth and advocate for Muggles.
That's the in.
The line however funny was always out of place.
"What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?"
Surly a Great Wizard house with an Identitary trait of muggle sympathy knows a bit about muggle culture.
Let's take it a step further. A genuine appreciation of Muggles mixed with noble blood despite humble means and 7 kids all of whom are Gryffindors?
What does this all add up to?
The Weasleys value raw strength.
That's the corner. Being ripped isn't just a punchline to make Chudcannon Ron a thing. It's a core identity trait of the Weasley Bloodline. Arthur Weasley admires what muggles can do without magic. A young Arthur would quickly see that comes from physical strength. He would encourage his children from a young age to be jacked. "Muggles have no magic and yet they do Magical things!" He'd say as he shows his sons clips of Eddie Hall and Thor Bjornsson. He'd show them the Pyramids and gawk. "They had no levitation spells my boys. Just a vision in their minds and a body to execute!" He would inspire them to build their bodies as well as their magic. Rural Humble means only furthers this. If there was ever a noble family in the wizarding world who might appreciate that Magic is not a shortcut around hard manual labor. It's the Weasleys.
Then Arthur has a Daughter. Does his worldview falter?
Not even a little.
Molly tries to keep her only daughter feminine. But the family is far too bonded. A young Ginny would have far too much admiration for her big brothers to skip lifts.
This family drinks raw milk by the gallon.
It even kills the issue of Ginny liking Harry and crowding the Malfoid Romance.
Ginny would never date a man smaller than the steaks her family devours at Holiday gatherings.
Charlie would Introduce her to some buff Romanian Dragon Trainer from Drumstrang who wrangles dragons bare handed and shirtless.
Hell throw in a bit where Ginny and Hermonie fight over Victor Krum who becomes boys with Ron.
Even the dynamics between Malfoy and the Weasleys get extra depth now that the Weasley bloodline has been acknowledged. No matter how much Malfoy teases Ron and Ginny, there is a respect present that Hermonie will never get.
You want ChudCannon Ron to be taken seriously.
Welcome to JaneDoe Ginny and the Raw Milk Weasleys.
1. He’s a Hufflepuff.
2. Down in the comments he admits its driven by “but the spell says ‘for enemies’”
3. And my favorite. That the feminists will come for us because this scene abuses women. My guy. We are out here depicting Malfoid as the most tradcon aristocratic bitch that ever lived. We’ve got her having 14 kids while Narcissa and Lucius stand outside the bedroom screaming “Moar!!!” In full Kylo Ren voice. The feminists are as mad as they are gunna get!
But most of all this take is just childish.
I get people are excited to return to traditional story telling instead of the woke subversive deconstructed bullshit.
BUT
Last I checked. Even the most traditional romance stories test the damn relationship.
Every single person who is against the SceptumSempra scene. If you hold them to it, 100% without fail will eventually admit a core load bearing column of their opinion is “it says for enemies!”
That is the giveaway that they are a child.
The more I engage with #Malfoid content, the more I become convinced that those who are ardent defenders of the Sectumsempra scene are foids and soyboys who gooned to 50 Shades of Grey and fetishize the idea of a woman being with an abusive man.
If a dumbass asks the internet a question but disable comments
The dumbass is knowingly acting in bad faith and it is okay to want them to be a 2nd class citizen.
But the 1st class citizens aka people smart enough to see the dumbassery have a responsibility.
That is to not let this ruin you.
Take comfort in the confession.
Getting mad is doubt talking.
That doubt is how you get Mamdani and the Cornell 7 Hoax.
Know he is a dumbass. Know it fearlessly. I dare say be Zealous.
That’s how we win.
$TSLA
I’m not letting go of this Metaphor.
Elon Musk has already put his first 3 points in the 2030’s Talent Tree.
A talent tree only a few other companies acknowledge and none have put a point in yet.
Elon earlier - I think SPCX can go to $100 trillion
Everyone - idk man that sounds crazy
*Tesla Roadster does a kick flip over 10 cars and a backflip off a ramp*
... ok now wait a minute lets hear him out
I nailed it.
This wasn’t about the Roadster.
You will never own the kickflip configuration.
It. Does Not. Matter.
Elon Musk and his companies are about to enter a whole new Tech Tree.
You just saw what he can do with 3pts in the first node.
Go on Wall Street. Dump it on 2028 and FAA regulation fears.
This is beyond a no-brainer for young people.
And the merger? Yeah an announcement woulda been cool but you know what’s cooler?
Letting that Malfoid Yearning just sit heavy in the air.
You don’t make that thing in a casual collaboration.
That car was built by two companies that Yearn to work together.
Merger is not a matter of “if” but “when”.
This reinvigorating my faith that a combined Tesla SpaceX entity will be the most valuable entity for decades if not centuries to come.
$TSLA $SPCX
I don’t care if it offends your politics.
JaneDoe Ginny and The RawMilk Weasleys is 1000x better then tomboy Ron turning this into a Harem Anime.
Stay mad.
#Malfoid
Ginny "JaneDoe" Weasley
Hear me out.
As @Devon_Eriksen_ has been doing a great job of explaining.
The ripples effect of #Malfoid need to be built from the corners out.
Ron "ChudCannon" Weasley makes more sense than you think.
The corner is not "we want Ron to be a meathead bro"
The corner is the Weasley family being one of the 28. Every bit as pure blood a family as the Malfoys but they didnt build wealth and advocate for Muggles.
That's the in.
The line however funny was always out of place.
"What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?"
Surly a Great Wizard house with an Identitary trait of muggle sympathy knows a bit about muggle culture.
Let's take it a step further. A genuine appreciation of Muggles mixed with noble blood despite humble means and 7 kids all of whom are Gryffindors?
What does this all add up to?
The Weasleys value raw strength.
That's the corner. Being ripped isn't just a punchline to make Chudcannon Ron a thing. It's a core identity trait of the Weasley Bloodline. Arthur Weasley admires what muggles can do without magic. A young Arthur would quickly see that comes from physical strength. He would encourage his children from a young age to be jacked. "Muggles have no magic and yet they do Magical things!" He'd say as he shows his sons clips of Eddie Hall and Thor Bjornsson. He'd show them the Pyramids and gawk. "They had no levitation spells my boys. Just a vision in their minds and a body to execute!" He would inspire them to build their bodies as well as their magic. Rural Humble means only furthers this. If there was ever a noble family in the wizarding world who might appreciate that Magic is not a shortcut around hard manual labor. It's the Weasleys.
Then Arthur has a Daughter. Does his worldview falter?
Not even a little.
Molly tries to keep her only daughter feminine. But the family is far too bonded. A young Ginny would have far too much admiration for her big brothers to skip lifts.
This family drinks raw milk by the gallon.
It even kills the issue of Ginny liking Harry and crowding the Malfoid Romance.
Ginny would never date a man smaller than the steaks her family devours at Holiday gatherings.
Charlie would Introduce her to some buff Romanian Dragon Trainer from Drumstrang who wrangles dragons bare handed and shirtless.
Hell throw in a bit where Ginny and Hermonie fight over Victor Krum who becomes boys with Ron.
Even the dynamics between Malfoy and the Weasleys get extra depth now that the Weasley bloodline has been acknowledged. No matter how much Malfoy teases Ron and Ginny, there is a respect present that Hermonie will never get.
You want ChudCannon Ron to be taken seriously.
Welcome to JaneDoe Ginny and the Raw Milk Weasleys.
I cannot stop rewatching this.
Also I’m gunna bet on myself here. The following is the best women’s dating advice on the internet this week.
“If you think he’s hot, he 100% believes this and you will not make it past booty call if you push back.”
There is one way the Roadster Unveil is worthy of all this hype.
That is by viewing this product as the first point in an entirely new tech tree unlocked by SpaceX/Tesla collaboration.
A merger announcement feels so obvious, I feel stupid for saying it.
$TSLA $SPCX
My full convo with Grok establishing the Spine of Malfoid's arc.
To the Malfoid Fanfic Authors
Use it.
xitter.cf/i/grok/share/c2hhcmQtM…