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i absolutely refuse to drink any tap water till it’s gone though my brita filter that i haven’t changed in 5 years
Mac McCann retweeted
Senior Advisor to Ken Paxton says “our churches, Christianity—it’s all gone” after the blue wave last night.
If you think Christianity is gone because of these election results, then you weren’t worshipping Jesus… you were worshipping the Republican Party.
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That $446 million he spent could've bought every medical debt portfolio in Texas and cleared it.
It could have given a small home or condo to every single homeless person in Austin.
Instead, it bought attack ads for a candidate who couldn't even bother showing up to a debate.
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ICE HSI agent Kent Blacklidge who racially profiled and tackled US citizen Leo Venegas while trespassing at his worksite (the first of Leo's three illegal detainments) was just arrested for rape and child sex crimes. The agent's duties had included child sex investigations.
ICE wrestled Alabama worker to the ground & detain him for hours—he is a U.S. citizen.
Young man was begging & shouting, "I am a U.S. citizen"—but that didn't stop ICE agents from dragging him off to a detention center.
Not following due process hurts us all—and our economy.
His family said that ICE agents did release him after he was finally given the opportunity to prove he was a U.S. citizen—but only after many hours.
This construction site in Foley, Alabama was forced to shut down for at least the day. How many other businesses were affected?
#DemVoice1 #wtpBLUE #DemsUnited
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Allison Montgomery, a trans woman running for state house in a seat in the Huntsville suburbs, just beat her Republican opponent, who won by 16 points in 2022, while campaigning like this.
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dude starting to cry as he realizes in real time that just being a hateful insular loser is not a popular position anymore lmaoooo
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One stunning stat for you: As of mid July 2025, Hinojosa's campaign (she had yet to declare her gubernatorial run) had a shade under $25,000 on hand.
Abbott's campaign at the time had more than $86 million on hand. #txpolitics
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Insanely, horribly bad night for Elon Musk, who not only wasted half a billion but will have a Congress who hates him and an entire texas state government who loathes him
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And Gina Hinojosa defeats Greg Abbott to become the Democratic governor of Texas.
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Note: I was one of the few journalists to write about this, both for @miamiherald and an analysis in my Substack. For some reason, a lot of media didn't run the story, or failed to mention the on-the-record rape allegation against a sitting president.
NEW: Former beauty queen accuses Trump of brutal rape. Were Trump and Epstein engaged an an intrasexual competition? jkbjournalist.substack.com/p…
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Amazing: NBC just interviewed a Republican voter in Texas who voted for Democrats up and down the ballot. They asked him what would happen if Democrats win tonight: "Well, I don't think our kids are going to come home a different gender tomorrow."
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Ossoff: "In sweeping and decisive victories, the American people have rebuked the depravity, corruption, and incompetence of the failed lame duck president, Donald J Trump"
