Founder @BestMacs & @Best_bSafe. Dad of 3 boys, grateful husband, entrepreneur, Mac geek, BBQ judge, EV driver, @Chiefs fan

Kansas City
Joined July 2011
I apologize in advance to everyone in the Kansas City area who connects my new license plate with my Twitter account - and is offended by my driving. It was Autopilot’s fault. (Unless it was because I was going too fast. That was probably me. Sorry.)
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You already know where I am right now. #ChiefsKingdom #SNF #TENvsKC
This is the sort of content I’m going to miss when I leave Twitter. I better find (or spin up?) a Mastodon server soon.
Okay, so a few people have asked how you spot the where your Trust Thermocline is, and how to avoid hitting it. I'll give you the same answer I give senior execs: I don't know. But the people working on the ground level in the customer-facing sections of your company do. /1
For the soul of the country.
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Good luck to @thekccurrent in tonight’s championship game. I’m not a fan of the sport but am a huge fan of what you all are building and the way you’re doing it. Win or lose you’re second to none. #KCBABY
You want to make a point about missing a talent gone too soon? Cool. Why do you have to shit on someone else to do it? Especially someone as reportedly, anecdotally awesome as Keanu. Now anytime I see a Friends rerun I’ll think “could Matthew Perry BE more of an asshole?”
“Why is it that the original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger die, but Keanu Reeves still walks among us? River was a better actor than me; I was funnier. But I certainly held my own in our scenes—no small feat, when I look back decades later.” bit.ly/3N9NStq
reminder
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Brian J Best retweeted
I watch this Star Wars marshmallow parody of Obi-Wan and Anakin Skywalker at least once a day
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RT if this is your QB
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I’m increasingly convinced that if I wrote galactically stupid things on a regular basis, then enough media companies would publish them often enough to earn me a new career. Here’s the latest (non-political) case in point.
I really need to work on 1 and 2.
Four Easy Ways to Improve Your Social Skills: 1. Compliment people randomly, genuinely. 2. Ask people for their thoughts and experiences before sharing your own. 3. Be an open book. Have nothing to hide. 4. Shut the fuck up and listen.
I’ll stick with “best”… It’s worked out pretty well for me so far. YMMV.
Thinking of a new email signature other than "best". You'll never take me alive, Nate
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Red end zones looking so pretty 😍 @Chiefs
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The Chiefs have the greatest 404 Error Page of all time. 🤣🤣🤣
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The wait is over friends. It’s the first Red Friday of the year. Football season is upon us. Let’s go @Chiefs
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The Queen B got this shot of me shortly after launching from Kaw Point (famous for ties to Lewis and Clark) - where the Kansas River flows into the Missouri, just East of downtown KCMO, which you can see on the horizon.