Came here for the comedy, stayed for the idiocracy.

Minneapolis, MN
Joined December 2011
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
I am measuring my girlfriend’s erections
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I've been hollering from the rooftops about this song to anyone that'll listen since March. Video just dropped today. Best song of the year imo. youtu.be/eXIX2oDLSTE?si=W0eC…
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The specter of a Third World War haunted the East— sometimes vanishing, only to reappear in the distance… In short: You don’t need nuclear weapons to plunge the entire world into chaos. On one side, Iran blocks the Strait of Hormuz. On the other, a bunch of ragtag fighters armed with rusty Soviet Kalashnikovs block the Bab-el-Mandeb bottleneck. And just like that—the stage is set for global chaos, a free-for-all where it’s every man for himself. Oh, and we have to thank Trump for that—the greatest field marshal of all time.
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🔥 CONVERSATIONS FROM TENNESSEE: “I know I cannot be the only person that feels this way…” He asks how so many people can feel more connected to corrupt billionaires like Trump and Musk and think their hard-working neighbors are their enemies. 😳 instagram.com/reel/DcwXKN3xY…
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The simulation debate is a security blanket. It's a comfortable cozy bedtime story because it keeps one massive ego stroking assumption in tact. That there is a you sitting inside of a reality, and the only mystery is wether that reality is made up of atoms or bits. It assumes that the container is the problem, but the contents, yourself, are solid.
Of course it can’t exist within the system created by it. This logic is ridiculous. NOTHING within this sim can create more power than is required to power the sim itself and the ability to see that from the inside is literally nonexistent because it’s OUTSIDE of the system. We have NO IDEA what the capabilities are outside the system because we’ve never seen it and have no way of seeing beyond the boundaries of the sim. You can’t see external parameter requirements from inside.
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Today's harvest: Super Green Crack, 41 Cherries, Chemo, Critical Skunk. @calscruby with the bars. 🔥🤘
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It's Harvest day! 😍🔥
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We’re gonna need to see the Epstein files without Trump’s name redacted.
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Axle had a piano malfunction. After the song was over he stated "That song couldn't end fast enough." 😂 @gunsnroses #GnR
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Week 5 of Flower. The 4 strains are: Super Green Crack, 41 Cherries, Critical Skunk, and Chemo. That's @AesopRockWins with the 🔥 bars.
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Mac Chaddy retweeted
The DOE just admitted in court they were lying to your face. In October, they killed $7.5B in energy grants and called it “waste.” Vought went on social media bragging about canceling “Green New Scam” funding. New court filing this month: the cancellations had nothing to do with waste, cost, or performance. Zero. The DOE’s own lawyer admitted in writing that — with one exception — every single one of the 284 terminated grants was in a state that voted for Harris and has two Democratic senators. Energy had recommended cutting 600+ grants in red AND blue states. The White House only pulled the trigger on the blue ones. And in June, Energy Secretary Chris Wright told Congress under oath: “No decisions were made on politics.” That’s now directly contradicted by his own department’s court filing. This is the same DOE that’s now writing the rules to give Trump’s political appointees veto power over every federal grant in the country — $1 trillion a year — starting in October. They told you it wasn’t political. Then they admitted under oath that it was 100% political. #RepublicanCostOfCorruption nytimes.com/2026/07/24/busin…
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MAINE— Killer ICE Agent’s ex: “He wanted me to lie about his character. I won’t. He abused me and my daughter… I’ve waited years to speak my truth, and now a man is dead.” They are hiring the worst of the worst.
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Critics review only the film that they have actually watched because that's their job. You judge and review the actor's personal lives and complain about it online for money before ever watching the actual film. What a buffoon.
Replying to @PaulTassi
I don't think it's a great thing that critics are able to preemptively manufacture a consensus on media like this Especially when this movie has so many hot button social issues tied into it that "critics" refuse to address Critics now offer propaganda rather than insight
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Mac Chaddy retweeted
OMGGGGG -- Clayton is reduced to sitting in silence instead of acknowledging Joe Biden won the 2020 election OSSOFF: Who won the 2020 election? CLAYTON: Uhm, you know, I'm not going to do this with you OSSOFF: This is a job interview. You have an obligation to be honest with the committee. Who won the 2020 election? CLAYTON: I'm not gonna get into that with you OSSOFF: You're not being honest or forthright CLAYTON: ...
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Task Paralysis, Time Blindness & ADHD…
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I'm going to take a guess and say he was this stupid even before all the blows to the head. 🤦
Replying to @Dark_Tidings___
I completely understand it.... Giving into it makes you a week man
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Mac Chaddy retweeted
As Deputy Attorney General, Todd Blanche fired me for doing my job, then subjected me and my family to months of retaliation. My story is one of many reasons the Senate should not confirm Blanche again. Read and share my letter to the Senate Judiciary Committee. lawyeroyer.com/p/my-letter-t…
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Mac Chaddy retweeted
Quote: "This is how USAID spent your tax dollars" I think people have lost the will to try fact-check this guy due to the volume of lies he spreads. Also it's actually pretty difficult with this image and quite time consuming. It just happens I had nothing better to do. /1
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I wonder how much Trump is paying for bots to defend and deflect the credible accusations under posts like this. All they have is deflecting to lies about Biden, or attacking the victim. They have no cards.
Trump raped a 13-year-old — which once again begs the question: Why hasn't this pedophile been removed from office?!!
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.@elonmusk says that no one can name a person who died from his aid cuts. In fact, I've met the kids who are dying, and I've talked to the families who lost children. In my columns, I've cited many, many names of people who have died because of Musk's aid cuts. A few examples: *Yamah Freeman was a 23-year-old woman who died in childbirth because Musk cut funding for the diesel for ambulances in her part of Liberia. She couldn't get to a hospital and died as people were carrying her there. I talked to her parents and sister in their village. *Gbessey Kiadu, age 1, died of malaria because of his cuts to malaria medication in Liberia. I talked to his mom in her village. *Ibrahim Koroma, an infant, died of AIDS in Sierra Leone after he interrupted HIV supplies. I talked to health workers who cared for him. *Achol Deng was an 8-year-old girl with HIV in South Sudan who died when Musk cut funding for the health care worker who provided her medicines. I talked to the healthcare workers. I could go on and on. In almost every village you go to in South Sudan, Uganda, Liberia, Sierra Leone or other countries I reported in, you find people dying because of aid cuts. I challenge Musk: Come with me on a reporting trip, and we'll talk to these moms and dads, and you'll see the dying children themselves. I think if you see the kids whose lives are at stake, maybe you'll change your mind.
Exactly. And they cannot cite a single name of someone who died out of the “millions” they falsely claim have died. Not a single name!
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