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this is the scariest shit ive ever read in my life
Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran. The target would be Pickax Mountain in central Iran, where Israeli intelligence claims the Iranian government has restarted its nuclear enrichment program. No conventional weapon in the American arsenal can penetrate 300 feet of solid granite to destroy the tunnels where enrichment is supposedly taking place. The only military option is a nuclear strike. Netanyahu has been pushing hard for one. “Bibi calls Trump about it every day,” says an informed observer. Netanyahu is cornered and desperate. After last week’s election results, he can’t form a government unless Trump intervenes directly in Israeli politics and brokers a deal with other parties that gives Netanyahu 61 seats in the Knesset. Otherwise, he is out as prime minister and on his way to ignominy, investigations and possibly jail. Netanyahu must stay close to Trump. He needs this war. To that end, he’s applied maximum pressure to his closest allies in the administration, including Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and CENTCOM commander Brad Cooper. Both oppose a negotiated settlement to the war they’ve so grievously mismanaged; both are pushing to restart major combat operations. Secretary of State Marco Rubio and CIA director John Ratcliffe are also following Netanyahu’s lead, as are leaders of the Democratic Party. In a recent meeting on the subject, former president Barack Obama said he opposes the current Iran peace deal being drafted in Doha. The rest of America’s longtime allies in the Middle East are terrified by the prospect of more war. On September 27th, Netanyahu flew secretly to Abu Dhabi to enlist the UAE in his lobbying effort for a final attack on Iran. The Emiratis refused. After eight months of conflict, Gulf economies are teetering. So are global energy and fertilizer markets. They won’t recover soon. Globally, there are a total of about 850 supertankers used to transport oil from producers to the rest of the world. In October alone, 11 of them were badly damaged in Hormuz. At this pace, a global depression is imminent. A nuclear strike would radically accelerate the destruction. Fallout from a ground explosion at Pickax Mountain would contaminate the Persian Gulf, poisoning the water supply for 100 million people. And those are just some of the immediate consequences for the region. The rest of the world is every bit as exposed. No country other than the United States has ever used a nuclear weapon in war. Some would like to. An American nuclear attack on Iran would set a new precedent. The Russians have already told at least two other governments that an American nuclear strike on Iran would free them to use nuclear weapons against Ukraine. Pakistan and India would be tempted to do the same against each other, as would North Korea against Seoul. After the first nuclear strike, World War Three is inevitable. That war would be short and final. We’ve been sleepwalking toward this moment for months. Since February, the administration has quietly rewritten America’s nuclear doctrine to make first use of so-called “battlefield nukes” easier and therefore more likely. No one in Washington in either party seems bothered by this. Now we’re on the brink of it. Close observers say Trump is likely to decide by next weekend whether or not to use nuclear weapons. That would be November 7, six days from now. To his credit, he’s hesitating. At the moment, Trump is listening to his vice president, JD Vance, and to his envoy and friend Steve Witkoff, both of whom argue a deal with Iran can be made. They’re right, though it won’t be simple. The Iranians are famously frustrating to negotiate with under any circumstances, and elements of that government have become more radical since Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and his family were killed in February. After decades of isolation, even relatively moderate Iranian leaders seem confused by how decisions are made in the West. (There is a widespread belief in Tehran, for example, that the United States government controls Israel.) But overall, people who have spoken to decision-makers in Iran say there is consensus there that more war is bad for everyone and a deal is worth making. One group that hasn’t been consulted so far is the global population — the hundreds of millions of people who will be killed along with their children if Trump is pushed by Netanyahu into launching a nuclear strike next week. Now would be the time for them to speak up.
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macaronio retweeted
This is why everyone hates Argentina
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yeah fuckin crazy innit almost like you faggots havent had to aim in a decade
#1 RANKED BO7 PLAYER ColtHavok is struggling with the BO2 aim assist 😳😭
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Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us from evil.
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Life doesn’t get better than this
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no other woman is brave enough to tell everyone in the world (of all ages) that - - instead of eating actual birthday cake for their birthday - they should instead literally eat Ice Spice’s big gigantic fat ass
Ice Spice says she's the birthday cake this year
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I remember when the Gorilla was 2D
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macaronio retweeted
Jesse Pinkman signed a “blue crystal” Regice 😭 (via u/legitimate_chemist94)
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「こちらフォックス!TLがスターフォックスで埋め尽くされてる!こんな時代が来るなんて…信じられない!」
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This is still the funniest shit I’ve ever seen on a twitter com
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The evolution of a Latina
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Bron was in the bubble PISSED when that video of Bronny smoking leaked 😭
What is the funniest LeBron moment?
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For all its faults, finding a piece of the true cross, praying like a devout Catholic upon seeing it and then finding a "Deus Vult" sword is pretty cool for a game
In Kingdom Come: Deliverance there is a quest that forces you to live the Rule of St. Benedict. In the quest "A Needle in a Haystack," you have to infiltrate a monastery to find a killer. But you can't just run around. You have to become a novice monk. The game forces you to follow the actual schedule of 15th-century monks (in-game ofc not real time): >Wake up at 4:00 AM for Matins (Prayer). >Go to the Scriptorium to copy Latin texts. >Eat in silence. >Observe the Vow of Silence. If you miss Mass or are caught sneaking around, the Circators throw you in solitary confinement. It teaches you that the "Monastic Life" wasn't a vacation; it was a discipline of iron.
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>Makes antisemitic joke >Fucking dies
An important announcement from Michael and Zach
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