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Since I was 16 my dream was to complete a marathon before I was 21. Today at 20 years and 92 days I did just that. – at Tempe, AZ
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“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31
Sat on hold for an hour to have a @Delta supervisor tell me there's nothing he can do after Delta, left my bag in Italy, then lost it, then found it, then lost it again, now delayed delivery 5 times.
"Because we're Delta Airlines, and Life is a fucking nightmare"
- John Mulaney
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Loneliness is hitting men the hardest
But the solution isn't AI girlfriends or the metaverse
Here's 7 reasons why all men should consider joining the mafia:
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE ❤️🖤
#AlwaysWithYou #SempreMilan
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me & @M_Distabile at his crib circa 2009




























