Solo Attorney. Whitney Law. All thoughts in my head are heard in voice of Ian Baker Finch.

Joined April 2011
Thinking of @Buccigross and @espnSteveLevy with the loss of their great friend today. Damn man...this ride we're all on is really hard sometimes.
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I think we need to build this. I designed this below image, representing Lewis and Clark on the Mississippi in the style of Argonath. At $1 Billion or more, I think it can be done.
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Michael Whitney retweeted
You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.
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Replying to @SleeperHQ
@SleeperHQ the win probability feature is the most broken part of the fantasy app...I'm in a 5 point game...with CMC playing and it's got the team with CMC at 1%
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And now they've switched...the team that was 1% is now 99%...
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Best follow in fantasy football...@Ihartitz ...and I didn't even know he was fellow Columbus guy until just now.
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Hey @SleeperHQ how long does it take to certify the results?
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Groundbreaking New Study Finds Islamophobia May Be Partially Caused By Muslims Killing People All The Time buff.ly/EIXBGwL
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Michael Whitney retweeted
The first-round fantasy football playoff bye. A full week of no stress or concern after 14 straight weeks of absolute hell. Half of your league mates are fucking around in the consolation bracket, another handful play for the right to face your cool ass team. But you? Chilling.
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Michael Whitney retweeted
Late season Browns tickets might be the only inflation-proof item left in modern society
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Great meeting @AndyStaples and @AriWasserman today. Safe travels home fellas. Wish I was flying somewhere with weather like where you boys get to go home to.
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Replying to @TheFFBallers
@TheFFBallers @jasonmoore @andyholloway @FFHitman can't be a coincidence but having a child born on the My Guys episode release date means I'm winning my big league this year right!?!
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Thanks guys. And @FFHitman, as an OSU grad, and fan, and protective over my guys, I love all of the Treveyon love, but lose the "demon" real fast. We can't have that sticking. Go back to drawing board and bring something better.
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“Side effects may include nausea, heartburn, internal bleeding…” People in the commercial:
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Michael Whitney retweeted
Real
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Michael Whitney retweeted
Tennessee “took over the shoe” to watch their team get put in a washing machine
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Michael Whitney retweeted
If the *40,000 Vols fans leave right now they could be home by 3. Not bad. *there is clearly no where near 40k Vol fans in that place.
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Apparently @MattyIce971 is getting paid by the # of "no slouches" he drops per show...you're not a slouch, you're not a slouch, nobody is a slouch!!"
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Hillary Clinton Condemns Trump For Paying Hush Money To Political Liabilities Instead Of Just Killing Them buff.ly/3UmdcSh
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Sunday. At #TheMasters
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