Everyone has a favourite Cold Chisel song. What a band!

Okay @Telstra Since 19 April 2025 service to Elimbah had either been patchy or nil. Twice it has been restored for a couple of hours. Now it is out again. Coming up to ten days without proper service. Can’t take or make calls. No access to internet. It is ridiculous. Fix it.

It took me a while to find Mel, but I am so happy I did. A former Test umpire, he was at the helm during some infamous incidents that stunned a nation!

If you’re looking for an entertaining Saturday morning read, check out this story about former Test umpire Mel Johnson!

Can all journalists stop using ‘croc-infested waters’. It is lazy and incorrect. There are no croc-infested waters in Queensland. A mouse plague is an infestation. Several crocodiles in a river system is NOT an infestation. Stop dramatising for clicks. @abcnews @couriermail

From Dudinin to domination… The story of Billy Duckworth - football legend and winner of the 1984 Norm Smith Medal. @essendonfc perhaps some inspiration for 2024? Story on @thefootyalmanac footyalmanac.com.au/almanac-…

Showing a complete lack of class @westaustralian Absolutely disgraceful. Adam Simpson did more for Western Australia than you grubs ever have. Here’s a reminder of your pathetic meltdown. No wonder you’re a disrespected rag.

Just a note to @abcnews @abcbrisbane that there are NO crocodile-infested waters in Queensland. A mouse plague is an infestation. There’s probably more sharks in waters around Hinchinbrook Island. They lasted hours in the water so no infestation. abc.net.au/news/2024-07-05/s…

Dear me @Westpac How the hell does anyone get in touch with a real person in your business? I’ve called your general enquiries line three times only to be hung up on automatically. Don’t you have a call centre? Don’t you employ someone who can actually take a call?

Gotta say @EpicGames and @Xbox and @XboxSupport you’re all useless. @EpicGamesSupp You both told me to contact each other and provided zero help. Pathetic. Should never have bought the Xbox. Should’ve gotten a play station. How freaking hard can it be to fix this?

Hail in Brisbane. Wild weather. Glad we’re in #elnino as I’d hate to see a wet summer. #bnestorm

To ⁦@couriermail⁩ ⁦@TheCairnsPost⁩ ⁦@tsv_bulletin⁩ ⁦@abcnews⁩ ⁦@7NewsBrisbane⁩ and all in between. There are no croc infested waters in Queensland. A mouse plague is an infestation. An average of 1 croc per kilometre is NOT an infestation.

Should ‘hours’ be changed to days, weeks, years, months or decades for all of England to stop whinging about the rules and the weather? A feature of their calamity is demands for rule changes, extra days and a roof. Anything to ensure England win 😂 #Ashes23 #Ashes2023

On it goes… How do all you outraged English fans feel after watching this? That’s just how it is?? Bairstow looked pretty pleased with himself… #Ashes2023 @ECB_cricket @englandcricket #bairstow

Well done @PAFC but… #AFLTigersPower